Things that piss you off Page 1,081

TTPYO: When you work really hard and get that victorious end of script feeling, only to remember you have to write a bloody synopsis.

I hate writing synopses more than I hate people who eat smelly food on the tube. On the graph of things AJGO hates, writing synopses is higher than Ben Nevis, the posts of Ben off the BCG, and the V in Nevis turned upside down and magnified many, many times, combined. The only thing I hate more than writing synopses is, um... rape? The act of sexual violence, not the rape off of rape seed. That's quite pretty. The thought of it is calming me down a little. OH GOD I still have to write a synopsis.

NB Above are examples of highness, not things which are on the graph of things AJGO hates.

Sciatica
Flies
Bad mood

That's it for now, I'll think of more.

The ancient TV I have in my bedroom.
My recent addiction to Fanta.
The endless cocking heat. JUST BE AUTUMN.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2012, 7:20 PM BST

The endless cocking

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Oops.

Bloody Facebook which is about to force Timeline on me where all my Friends are mixed up and not in logical alphabetical order.

Hotmail which has buggered about with a new Contacts layout that's nowhere as easy to follow as the old one.

Grrr, Grrr and treble Grrr!

Or is a mysterious power trying to isolate me from contact with the World?

That's devolution for you.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 20 2012, 9:53 PM BST

That's devolution for you.

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I blame the Government for most things.

Quote: keewik @ August 20 2012, 9:51 PM BST

Bloody Facebook which is about to force Timeline on me where all my Friends are mixed up and not in logical alphabetical order.

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So glad I deactivated mine, never really took to it at all.

I do find it useful for keeping in touch with a whole lot of people.

ttpyo: having an early dinner and then finding yourself really hungry at 11:30pm

Quote: Harridan @ August 20 2012, 11:29 PM BST

ttpyo: having an early dinner and then finding yourself really hungry at 11:30pm

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Your entitled to feel hungry after ten and half hours

Oh! I see !

You meant tea?

Been sick on and off for two months for no reason.

The f**king fly in this f**king room. It can fly over every inch of the room continuously, but not find the massive area with the open door in it?

FUCK OFF.

Quote: zooo @ August 21 2012, 12:54 PM BST

The f**king fly in this f**king room. It can fly over every inch of the room continuously, but not find the massive area with the open door in it?

FUCK OFF.

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I hate it when they fly so near the door that they are under the frame but still find their way back into the room
I suggest Stalking it with a fly swat in hand and whack it when it lands.