Well. this is just silly....
AT THE END OF THE WORKING DAY
An African couple........
MAN: Wife! I am home...
WIFE: Oh, husband why so glum? Another bad day?
MAN: Terrible. I been phonin’ and writin’ and e-mailin’ - all to no avail.
WIFE: Nothing?
MAN: Nothing! What is wrong with these people? I am a good Christian man, but no-one will listen... and
now we have nothing to put on the table and our children will starve.
WIFE: We could always spend some of the 28 million dollars that little old lady left you...
MAN: Wife - you shame me! I promised that woman’s family I would give this money away, and give it
away I shall, even if I have to e-mail every last person in the United Kingdom!
SFX: RIP !
MAN: And now this - another pair of trousers ruined!
WIFE: Perhaps you should lay off the Penis Enlargment tablets - they don’t seem to going down too well,
either.
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