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Quote: zooo @ August 19 2012, 8:13 PM BST

But were those women under the impression he was wearing one? And he lied? If so, f**k him.

With or without a condom? How can this law be classified as 'rape'? I think the whole thing is made up as any decent Swedish bird would help you put on a condom...with her mouth if you're extra lucky.

Still, the Assange case along with Pussy Riot, is great for liberals to sound off on freedom of speech and distracts them from more trickier news stories - like black South African police massacring black South African miners armed with clubs and spears.

Who cares either way? Just gt him out the country so my tax money isn'tspent on 20 coppers stood outside the bloody embassy.

To protect an English mine?

the accusations are rather more than a broken johnny. Aparently he pinned one lady to the bed and f**ked the other whilst she was asleep and without wearing a johnny.

I mean if it's true then theyre legit charges.

If that's true then string him up.

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2012, 8:27 PM BST

If that's true then string him up by his willy.

Thats why ladies shouldn't be judges.

Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2012, 8:27 PM BST

the accusations are rather more than a broken johnny. Aparently he pinned one lady to the bed and f**ked the other whilst she was asleep and without wearing a johnny.

Except, they're just that, made up accusations, they don't have enough evidence to acutally charge him. They just want him in Sweden for 'questioning'. Were either of them hotel maids from New York?

Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2012, 8:29 PM BST

Thats why ladies shouldn't be judges.

I dunno, he wouldn't reoffend in a hurry!

Quote: zooo @ August 19 2012, 8:27 PM BST

If that's true then string him up.

And if my Aunt had bollox, she'd be my Uncle. The guy who embarrassed the CIA is suddenly up on rape charges? Yeah, okay, whatever - do they not think we've seen spy movies before?

If, IF, dear.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 19 2012, 8:30 PM BST

Except, they're just that, made up accusations, they don't have enough evidence to acutally charge him. They just want him in Sweden for 'questioning'. Were either of them hotel maids from New York?

A newer more senior prosecutor reexamined the evidence, the questioning could be a precursor to pressing charges.

Of course it could be the US is sneakily trying to sneak Assange out of the socialist antiAmerican hell hole of the UK. To Sweden the most right wing, libertarian country in the world who've supported the US through out the war on terror.

Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2012, 8:27 PM BST

f**ked the other whilst she was asleep and without wearing a johnny.

That's why I always wear a condom when I'm f**king women in their sleep. Though weirdly, they were awake when I first started. :(

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 19 2012, 8:32 PM BST

And if my Aunt had bollox, she'd be my Uncle. The guy who embarrassed the CIA is suddenly up on rape charges? Yeah, okay, whatever - do they not think we've seen spy movies before?

He may be innocent he maybe guilty

He maybe a complete plonker for humiliating the US and then having dubious sex with multiple ladies.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 19 2012, 8:35 PM BST

That's why I always wear a condom when I'm f**king women in they're sleeping. Though weirdly, they were awake when I first started. :(

Most of them werent women at some point.

Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2012, 8:36 PM BST

Most of them werent women at some point.

They started off as girls and became women? You callings me a paedos and shit?

;)

I mean you're favourite 80s bland mor bland was
"from boys to women"

I'm the Pete kaye of nostalgia dissing

Seriously dressing chickens in a tutu and glossing their beaks with "cherry kiss" does not make them "women".

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