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Quick (psychological profiling) Quiz

I have devised a quiz that is designed to give your fellow forumites a better understanding of who you really are. I mean...who ARE you?

It really would be interesting to see how you reply and I will endeavour to produce a psychological profile for the first five repondents based on your answers.

Please provide a seasoning...er...a reasoning for your answers.

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?

2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?

3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?

4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?

5. What is the point of the septum?

6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?

7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?

8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)

9. How thick is your favourite book?

10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?

10201993 hundred weight

2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?

I walked into a door :(

3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?

I'm a Vegetarian. Therefore a Hollywood star composed entirely of celery

4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?

all of them! Duh!

5. What is the point of the septum?

To overthrow the universe?

6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?

New york because it's new, and by the time York came the idea was old.

7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?

Black because no other colours exist!

8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)

Between "North Korea" and "Marilyn Monroe" in We Didn't Start the Fire

9. How thick is your favourite book?

Not the brightest spark, but I wouldn't call him thick, he's probably beat you up :(

10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?

2 days :'(

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
four.
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
my face.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Johnny Depp, he'd taste of chocolate and red wine and smoke.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
51%
5. What is the point of the septum?
four.
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
York. Like any Northerner, it's only concerned with its own pleasure.
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
pink, because I am too.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
yes. It is somewhere south of north Korea.
9. How thick is your favourite book?
f**king massive.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
not enough.

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
Shitc**t
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
Genital Wars (Genital Wars meets Star Wars.)
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Heath Ledger, while he's fresh and wont put up a fight.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
100% It's illegal not too.
5. What is the point of the septum?
Fashioned into a spear
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
York was created originally, but New York has been active longer as it doesn't sleep, therefor overtaking it.
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
Any colour but blue, a trusted family friend touched you when you were eight because you were wearing blue underpants
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
THERE IT IS! *You look* Ha, only joking.
9. How thick is your favourite book?
As two short planks, really stupid. Proper mong.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
Longer than i expected.

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
9785
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
my freckles - coz they is cute! Angelic
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
None.. but if I had to I reckon Reese Witherspoon would be pretty tasty...
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
0%
5. What is the point of the septum?
To show others when you use hard core drugs regularly.
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
York in England - it's olde worlde!
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
You're not wearing any - trick question!
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
Yes *points on map*
9. How thick is your favourite book?
About 2 inches... 8 inches in male measurements.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
I'd say too much.

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
2 stone

2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
a birthmark shaped like a cornflake

3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
kate Pudding (she's new)

4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
none, nigerians don't have eyes as we know them

5. What is the point of the septum?
none

6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
england, stupid question

7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
soup coloured

8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
near japan somewhere - apparently you can see it from space

9. How thick is your favourite book?
2 pages

10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
at it since 1979

Quote: Mana @ January 28, 2008, 7:16 PM

8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)

Between "North Korea" and "Marilyn Monroe" in We Didn't Start the Fire

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ January 28, 2008, 7:18 PM

6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
York. Like any Northerner, it's only concerned with its own pleasure.

:O Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Mana @ January 28, 2008, 7:16 PM

1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?

10201993 hundred weight

You cannot weigh your birthday - are you mad? Giving me your telephone won't get you anywhere either.

...apart from with Charley that is.

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2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?

I walked into a door :(

This also makes no sense. At no point to you attempt to describe your condition and walking into a door is merely a diversionary tactic. That's a massive wart on your forehead and placing a plastic bag over your head to hide it is only likely to result in suffocation.

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3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?

I'm a Vegetarian. Therefore a Hollywood star composed entirely of celery

You're in luck! Keira Knightly is just so proportioned.

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4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?

all of them! Duh!

Of the glasses wearing population, yes but I was talking about the population as a whole. A typical smart Alec response and one that didn't fool anyone.

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5. What is the point of the septum?

To overthrow the universe?

Your most interesting answer yet. However, your suggestion is fatlly flawed oweing to the fact that that part of your nose is totally unqualified to run inter-galatic government.

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6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?

New york because it's new, and by the time York came the idea was old.

This is incorrect. I would deduce therefore that you are a stupid Yank for such a dumb-ass historically inaccurate response.

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7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?

Black because no other colours exist!

Yes, in my pants drawer anyway - it's a dark and foreboding place in there.

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8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)

Between "North Korea" and "Marilyn Monroe" in We Didn't Start the Fire

Incorrect. The People's Republic of Marilyn Monroe became part of Mongolia during the student 'Trouser Uprising' of 1961.

...and yes, the DID start the fire!

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9. How thick is your favourite book?

Not the brightest spark, but I wouldn't call him thick, he's probably beat you up :(

'HE'D probably beat you up': As your English is so appalling you are either Lithuanian or about to be beaten up by your book as well.

Brawn cannot defeat brains as Hulk Hogan will testify once he regains conscious.

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10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?

2 days :'(

For the careful consideration of your answers you should be commended but really - you ought to get hobby as you are just wasting your life. Pottery is supposed to be nice...particulatly with Demi Moore.

Quote: Tuumble @ January 28, 2008, 8:37 PM

However, your suggestion is fatlly flawed oweing to the fact that that part of your nose is totally unqualified to run inter-galatic government.

Since when has qualification had anything to do with running any government? Laughing out loud

I take it I passed, yeah?

Quote: Mana @ January 28, 2008, 8:47 PM

I take it I passed, yeah?

With low-flying colours, yes. :)

Oooh do me next!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 28, 2008, 8:50 PM

Oooh do me next!

Roughly from behind, or slow and sensuous?

Quote: Aaron @ January 28, 2008, 8:52 PM

Roughly from behind, or slow and sensuous?

Either is good for me! Both will take HOURS! Lovey

Awwww Tuumble... hours and hours... swoooon Lovey

Now do my quiz! NOW! :P

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