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Quote: Monster Scum Bag @ August 17 2012, 11:15 PM BST

Y'know I just figured that most people would be more useful dead than alive. Because as least when you're dead you become worm food and help continue the cycle of life.

Instead, the hoards of vacuous human beings just sponge off all our precious resources.

Just saying.

Do let us know who is vacuous and who deserves the resources, won't you? I see this getting pretty messy if we have to decide this between us...

:O I always knew someone would say this and commit me to ultimate Anhilitian.

Just like 'Pussy Riot' outrageous!! 2 yrs in prison for a song?

Had two places to be tonight, now both cancelled.

Looks like it will be DVD and drinks on my lonesome.

Off with the kids to the Science Museum and booked the Imax 3D Hubble as well...to infinity and beeeeyond... :)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 18 2012, 8:42 AM BST

Off with the kids to the Science Museum and booked the Imax 3D Hubble as well...to infinity and beeeeyond... :)

You're going to have a brilliant time - the Hubble film is extraordinary.

Quote: bigfella @ August 17 2012, 9:07 PM BST

Drinking single malt and smoking cigars!

Like a boss

Chip's wearing new shoes today and they're seem very heavy. He feels like an astronaut in gravity boots.

Going on a picnic with a lot of people. It will be too hot.

Supposed to be participating in a grasshopper and bush cricket survey this afternoon; far too hot. I shall phone in my excuses and spend the afternoon on a recliner in the back garden.

Quote: chipolata @ August 18 2012, 10:22 AM BST

Chip's wearing new shoes today and they're seem very heavy. He feels like an astronaut in gravity boots.

I picture you lifting your knees up very high as you walk !

Up at Seven, already wood stained the arch and fence in the garden. I'm like a working man.

Why can I not live in Sydney?

http://jfl.sydneyoperahouse.com/?gclid=CPaDweaf8bECFWRKpgodShAAkA

Is the man across the road removing the scaffolding from his house (after all, it's only been up for 14 months, the scaffolding) or is he just arsing about on top of it?

Quote: keewik @ August 18 2012, 3:15 PM BST

Is the man across the road removing the scaffolding from his house (after all, it's only been up for 14 months, the scaffolding) or is he just arsing about on top of it?

Just had e peek thru my super long range binocular. Bad luck looks like he's just having a cup of tea. :P

Went to go buy ice cream and the front door refused to open. Trapped. Waiting for locksmith to free me.

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