Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 16 2012, 10:27 PM BSTI've got Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Whatever' thing on at the moment. Whilst I think he is a very talented performer, the material is starting to get on my nerves a bit.
Listening to him go on, I feel like I've lived through a post-apocalyptic catastrophe and everything has been reduced to rubble - 'Do you remember supermarkets? Do you remember running water? Do you remember when mutant worms weren't trying to eat our three headed lizard babies?'
Say what you like about him. A bloke who can sell out the 02 15 nights in a row by playing air guitar with a garden spade is a f**king genius.
Money for old rope, Beardy Branson is mightly pissed off he didn't think of it.