RINGING
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INT DOCTORS SURGERY. A DOCTOR IS TALKING TO A PATIENT.
DOCTOR:
For the last time, you’ve not got tinnitus.
CAMERA PANS AROUND TO SHOW NODDY SITTING GLUMLY IN THE CHAIR
TIMING
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INT HOUSE. A WOMAN PUTS SOME EGGS IN A PAN AND TURNS ON THE COOKER. SHE LOOKS AT HER WRISTWATCH ONLY TO FIND IT’S NOT WORKING. SHE THINKS FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN HAS AN IDEA AND SHOUTS INTO THE LOUNGE.
WOMAN:
Steve? Fancy a shag?
GOLFING
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EXT GOLF COURSE. A MAN (BOB) IS LOOKING MISERABLE BEING TALKED AT BY ANOTHER MAN (RUPERT) WHO KEEPS INTERRUPTING HIM. RUPERT FINALLY WALKS OFF AND BOB SHOUTS ‘BORE’ AS A WARNING TO THE OTHER GOLFERS
SEARCHING
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EXT CAR. A MAN (PETE) IS IN A CAR WITH HIS WIFE (KAREN).
KAREN:
Look, there’s someone, stop and ask them.
PETE SIGHS, RELUCTANTLY STOPS AND WINDS DOWN THE WINDOW TO SPEAK TO AN MIDDLE AGED MAN (ERIC) AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
PETE:
Excuse me mate.
ERIC:
Yes.
PETE:
If you were lost, would you ask for directions?
ERIC:
Definitely not.
ERIC LEANS INTO THE CAR
ERIC:
What you want to do is head down this road for about a mile, argue that you’re going around in circles, have a massive row and then one of you say something you can never take back.
PETE:
Cheers mate.
