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Quote: zooo @ August 14 2012, 12:09 PM BST

Ah, so you were the other chosen one. Lucky us!

I hope you didn't ban him for one cheeky good-natured email, zooo! We're now officially BCG PM Buddies and it'd be a shame to lose him.

Quote: billwill @ August 14 2012, 2:48 PM BST

Billwill has burnt his first toast in his new-kitchen Oven.

:)

You need to get yourself a butler with the money you'd get off selling your Lotus, Billwill. ;)

He was banned aaages ago! You slow PM readerer.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2012, 4:17 PM BST

He was banned aaages ago! You slow PM readerer.

I only just got it this morning! It reached me slower than comedy news reaches the BCG. Unimpressed

I think his wittiest joke was turning the name Kate Middleton into Kate Midporn.

Just inspired stuff...

Quote: billwill @ August 14 2012, 2:48 PM BST

Billwill has burnt his first toast in his new-kitchen Oven.

:)

What the Hell were you doing making toast in the OVEN! :O

I am practising for my BSL test this evening and trying not to confuse the sign for shit with sign for bus like I did last time.

After my re-pot my pants request earlier this week I am not confident.

Quote: chipolata @ August 14 2012, 3:56 PM BST

I hope you didn't ban him for one cheeky good-natured email, zooo! We're now officially BCG PM Buddies and it'd be a shame to lose him.

You need to get yourself a butler with the money you'd get off selling your Lotus, Billwill. ;)

Sell my LOTUS! Sir, you are a cad for even suggesting such a thing. She has owned me since 1969.

Quote: keewik @ August 14 2012, 5:17 PM BST

What the Hell were you doing making toast in the OVEN! :O

Seeing how long it took to burn toast of course! It's a combined grill, conventional oven & fan oven.

Quote: billwill @ August 14 2012, 6:57 PM BST

It's a combined grill, conventional oven & fan oven.

How does it know which you want it to do ?

Had a brilliant two days...yesterday my baby girl was three, so had a fab day with all my kids! My son showed her exactly what a birthday cake is really for:

http://youtu.be/PzO8WtSvH5o

Yes I know he's very loud. However, her face was a picture throughout the whole thing.

Plus...I went pig-racing today...and lost. No, I wasn't racing in the actual race!

Anyway...for now...this minute...I'm in a goodish mood.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 14 2012, 9:45 PM BST

How does it know which you want it to do ?

It's got a big knob for that.

Cool

I defer . . . again.

Quote: Joyce @ August 14 2012, 9:45 PM BST

Had a brilliant two days...yesterday my baby girl was three, so had a fab day with all my kids! My son showed her exactly what a birthday cake is really for:

http://youtu.be/PzO8WtSvH5o

Yes I know he's very loud. However, her face was a picture throughout the whole thing.

Plus...I went pig-racing today...and lost. No, I wasn't racing in the actual race!

Anyway...for now...this minute...I'm in a goodish mood.

That was cute.
What's the age gap between Sister & Brother?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 14 2012, 11:25 PM BST

That was cute.
What's the age gap between Sister & Brother?

Twenty years!!

Future inlaws gone after 3 night visit. Lovely to see them and stuff, but 3 nights/4 days might be a bit much for me.

Finished a poster and did a gif in order to tout for work. Tired now- not excited about stupid travel to stupid Newcastle tomorrow.

Got very tired legs after two days of intensive sightseeing. Going to piss it down tomorrow so it will be a good day for resting and reading :)

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