Paralympics sketch1

OLYMPIC STADIUM DAY

100 METERS TRACK BEHIND THE STARTING LINE ARE 10 PORTA TOILETS IN A ROW

AT THE END OF THE RACE TRACK ARE ANOTHER 10 PORTA TOILETS

ANNOUNCER 1(OOS)
Another controversial new event this one.

STARTER FIRES PISTOL

FX 10 extremely loud and wet farts.

ALL 10 PORTA TOILETS OPEN AND 10 ATHLETES RUN OUT HOLDING THEIR ARSES RUSHING INTO THE 10 PORTA TOILETS AT THE OTHER SIDE

ANNOUNCER 2
And that's Team GBs first gold and he's beaten Eusaine Bolts time in the 100 meters with irritable bowel syndrome.

I liked the start of this sketch, good visual with the 10 portaloos and then everyone rushing out of the loos when the gun went. Funny stuff but it kinda petered out for me after such an explosive beginning with the gun and fart sound effects.

Yeah, it works until near the end, I think you could even afford to lose the last bit with the announcer.

The paralympics will be an absolute gold mine of potentially offensive, bridge-burning material.

I'm gonna try and sit on my hands for two weeks.

Avoids joke about thalidomide wheel chair racing.

Quote: SimonWing @ August 14 2012, 1:42 PM BST

The paralympics will be an absolute gold mine of potentially offensive, bridge-burning material.

I'm gonna try and sit on my hands for two weeks.

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You mean mine field, rather than gold mine.
I was wondering why there were so few jokes kicking about with respect to the paralympics.

Since when is being short been a disability?
Seem's anybody can be registered disabled these days.
*rollseyes*