I missed the bit where we showed our appreciation and respect for the competitors and their teams, I only saw them being herded into pits then held back and expected to stand up for how ever many boring hours it went on for.
Where those people wearing blue hats with light bulbs on them holding hands to stop them escaping?
I thought Health and Safety might get out of one of the taxis or perhaps parachute in to seize the lorries in case anyone fell off.
I think that's three or four top of the page postings for me now. Do I get an award?