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My body is covered in stretch marks. I think it was down to the fact that when I was 10 years old I was 4'11 and when I was 11 years old I was 6 foot. Maybe it didn't happen that fast, but it was quite a growth spurt I went through. Anyway, my belly, chest, lower back, arms, and top of thighs are covered. Luckily I'm quite hairy so they are hidden.

I broke my big toe yesterday. Bugger. :(

Quote: Rob H @ August 12 2012, 8:38 PM BST

I broke my big toe yesterday. Bugger. :(

Owwwwww!
How did you do it?

Quote: Lee @ August 12 2012, 8:35 PM BST

My body is covered in stretch marks. I think it was down to the fact that when I was 10 years old I was 4'11 and when I was 11 years old I was 6 foot. Maybe it didn't happen that fast, but it was quite a growth spurt I went through. Anyway, my belly, chest, lower back, arms, and top of thighs are covered. Luckily I'm quite hairy so they are hidden.

Loads of blokes have them (as well as women, obv). Can get them from working out and growing more muscle as well as just growing taller.
They're annoying, but at least they fade.

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2012, 8:42 PM BST

Loads of blokes have them (as well as women, obv). Can get them from working out and growing more muscle as well as just growing taller.
They're annoying, but at least they fade.

I have proper deep ones on my belly. It's quite odd. I used to be overweight for a bit when I was 16 but not overly so.

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2012, 8:42 PM BST

Loads of blokes have them...

Can't let that pass ;)

Quote: Lee @ August 12 2012, 8:35 PM BST

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Luckily I'm quite hairy so they are hidden.

*visualises a real ape typing at a keyboard*

Quote: Lee @ August 12 2012, 8:44 PM BST

Can't let that pass ;)

I don't geddittt. :(

you sickies have infected me! Been vomiting for the last couple of hours :( Without fail, I always get sick on holiday!

Me too

my body rejects fun and relaxation like a transplant organ

Quote: Harridan @ August 12 2012, 8:59 PM BST

you sickies have infected me! Been vomiting for the last couple of hours :( Without fail, I always get sick on holiday!

Console Awful. I've heard there's a bug going round. Hope you're well enough to travel.

Quote: keewik @ August 12 2012, 8:50 PM BST

*visualises a real ape typing at a keyboard*

What else?

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2012, 8:58 PM BST

I don't geddittt. :(

I was implying you have lots of experience with naked men.

:O

Why I oughta!

Quote: zooo @ August 12 2012, 9:19 PM BST

:O

Why I oughta!

:D

Quote: Lee @ August 12 2012, 8:35 PM BST

My body is covered in stretch marks. I think it was down to the fact that when I was 10 years old I was 4'11 and when I was 11 years old I was 6 foot. Maybe it didn't happen that fast, but it was quite a growth spurt I went through. Anyway, my belly, chest, lower back, arms, and top of thighs are covered. Luckily I'm quite hairy so they are hidden.

Yes, I've got the general growth spurt stretch marks - mostly around my thighs. However, this shoulder stretch mark is new as its still red. May have done it at the gym, but not got them anywhere else.

Strange to only get it on one arm.

Or maybe it's not. I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

Oh my word, zooo! Are you saying I've got German measles of the shoulder?!

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