Obviously this had to be done.
*racks brains to think of valid ailment and can only think maybe liver is suspect*
Ailments
for having the nerve.
But 
if you're not well keewik.
I have general malaise!
Quote: zooo @ August 12 2012, 7:09 PM BSTI have general malaise!
And you're not getting him back till our terms are met
Lol. There is not one colonel of truth to that.
Quote: zooo @ August 12 2012, 7:12 PM BSTLol. There is not one colonel of truth to that.
That's not what your Privates say.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 12 2012, 7:04 PM BST
But
Well, toothache appears to have vanished, but I can usually conjure up a bit of neurosis.
Quote: Lee @ August 12 2012, 7:18 PM BSTThat's not what your Privates say.
Well, the man who rents my toilet (also known as my loo tenant....) Oh, forget it.
I went to see my GP because I was worried I might be suffering from hypochondria. I was hoping he could prescribe me a placebo for it.
Quote: keewik @ August 12 2012, 7:19 PM BSTWell, toothache appears to have vanished, but I can usually conjure up a bit of neurosis.
I suggest you take one of your magic pills.
Or borrow one of Lee's magic cigarettes.
Quote: sootyj @ August 12 2012, 7:11 PM BSTAnd you're not getting him back till our terms are met
You'd have to give him back if she major.
Quote: zooo @ August 12 2012, 7:26 PM BSTOr borrow one of Lee's magic cigarettes.
Izzy wizzy let's get busy!
I've got a stretchmark on one of my shoulders. It's hidden unless I raise my arms in the air menacingly.