Will Cam has a bad back and is off to Wales in the morning for 10 days, 5 of them camping ( wonders whether this will be a miracle cure for bad-backidness). Unless there is free wifi he will be absent. Can someone feed Sootyj for me.
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Wot no 3g ipad?
Have fun our Will!
Jealous of everyone going on holidays.
Quote: Loopey @ August 11 2012, 12:09 PM BSTWhat dead schoolgirl?
I just found the answer to that question. How dreadful.
Rainy Wales is the place to be, it seems! See you there, Will Cam!
OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING ON A HILLSIDE IN WALES IN THE RAIN WITH SWIFTY SOOTYJ
BEHIND HIM IS A TENT (WRITTEN ON THE SIDE "UN tent for Somali Orphans call 0800 if Will Cam's knicked it)
MRS OUR WILL CAM (OOV IN TENT)
Why did we have to come to bloody Wales our Will Cam?
OUR WILL CAM
It's our ruddy holiday.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
It's cold, everyone's on t'dole and the only running water is thou ceaseless blasted rain. We might 'ave well stayed oop north!
OUR WILL CAM
It's not so bad woman
MRS OUR WILL CAM
It bloody is, a sheep bit me couldn't we have stopped off in London and seen the Olympic Village? Its got flush toilets, indoors.
OUR WILL CAM
No!
MRS OUR WILL CAM
But why did we come here Our Will Cam?
THE CLOUDS PART, SUN COMES OUT AND SONG BIRDS FILL THE SKY AND DEER FROLICK
THE LOVELY HARRIDAN COMES UP THE HILL SINGING
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!"
OUR WILL CAM SPITS OUT HIS TAB AND HIS FLAT CAP FLYS OFF HIS HEAD AND SPINS ROUND WHILST STEAMS COMES OUT OF HIS EARS
OUR WILL CAM
Eee champion, I had me reasons.
SOOTYJ
Turned out shit again
The sun will shine on the righteious!
Quote: Loopey @ August 11 2012, 12:09 PM BSTWhat dead schoolgirl?
Worst. Alibi. Ever.
Quote: sootyj @ August 12 2012, 11:07 AM BSTTHE LOVELY HARRIDAN COMES UP THE HILL SINGING
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!"
nb this weekend I have been mostly collaborating with RCP on some writing jobs.
We've written for a libertarian satire mag and a Norwegian cross country twitter feed.
doesn't make up for missing out on Edinburgh.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2012, 11:19 PM BSTI also had steak tonight! With balsamic fried onions and courgette. OM NOM NOM.
Just made tomato and balsamic sauce to have with pasta. Had to use tin cherry tomatos so wasn't that nice. Will aquire some parmasen cheese tomorrow. Cheese fixes all.
Quote: sootyj @ August 12 2012, 11:07 AM BSTOUR WILL CAM IS SITTING ON A HILLSIDE IN WALES IN THE RAIN WITH SWIFTY SOOTYJ
BEHIND HIM IS A TENT (WRITTEN ON THE SIDE "UN tent for Somali Orphans call 0800 if Will Cam's knicked it)
MRS OUR WILL CAM (OOV IN TENT)
Why did we have to come to bloody Wales our Will Cam?OUR WILL CAM
It's our ruddy holiday.MRS OUR WILL CAM
It's cold, everyone's on t'dole and the only running water is thou ceaseless blasted rain. We might 'ave well stayed oop north!OUR WILL CAM
It's not so bad womanMRS OUR WILL CAM
It bloody is, a sheep bit me couldn't we have stopped off in London and seen the Olympic Village? Its got flush toilets, indoors.OUR WILL CAM
No!MRS OUR WILL CAM
But why did we come here Our Will Cam?THE CLOUDS PART, SUN COMES OUT AND SONG BIRDS FILL THE SKY AND DEER FROLICK
THE LOVELY HARRIDAN COMES UP THE HILL SINGING
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!"
OUR WILL CAM SPITS OUT HIS TAB AND HIS FLAT CAP FLYS OFF HIS HEAD AND SPINS ROUND WHILST STEAMS COMES OUT OF HIS EARS
OUR WILL CAM
Eee champion, I had me reasons.SOOTYJ
Turned out shit again
Keep seeing ads for Big Brother, X facctor and The Shire. The later is like an Aussie version of Geordie Shore. Think I need to update my DVD collection or sell my TV.
Quote: sootyj @ August 12 2012, 11:14 AM BSTWorst. Alibi. Ever.
Your comment looked like a bad alibi too me.