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The Olympics Page 92

Bros would have been fantastic.

Mel C is indeed very pretty.

Bah, Olympics. We ALWAYS f**k up the relay.

I read that Kate Bush maybe appearing on stage for the first time since 1979, so balance in the universe maybe restored.

Excelent 5 seconds of her musical genius and hopefully the Spice Girls will die of shame.

Mens water polo underwater shots were interesting. Whistling nnocently

BMX

Next time sandcastle building is the new sport.

Tom Daley through...good on him.

Quote: bigfella @ August 10 2012, 10:24 PM BST

BMX

Next time sandcastle building is the new sport.

booo!

you get a lead in sarcasm

Come on Anthony
All square with a round to go.

Ten office-based Olympic events...

1. Fencing - with plastic rulers
2. Basketball - with rubbish into the bin
3. Rowing - across the office on your wheely chair
4. Shooting - firing elastic bands
5. Discus - with rich tea biscuits
6. Volleyball - across the desk over your computer monitor 'net'
7. Javelin - with biros
8. Boxing - with cardboard boxes
9. Weightlifting - with reams of paper
10. Wrestling - your excuse to beat up the office nerd, or roll around with the office hottie

Or

Have the word processor live on your computer and use a standard eraser. While sitting on a seat 6 foot from the keyboard throw the eraser underhand and attempt to hit the G key for Gold, S for Silver or B for bronze ......... each person gets 3 tries. If you hit the D you lose a turn for Doping. If equal there is a play-off of 3 turns each. Winner being the nearest to the G key on the keyboard.

Oi rocker time for your drugs test

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2012, 12:23 AM BST

Oi rocker time for your drugs test

Positive for Asda cheap Belgian beer . . . x 7

thats not a performance enhancing substance

Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2012, 12:38 AM BST

thats not a performance enhancing substance

You wanna try me ?

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2012, 7:44 PM BST

Mel C is indeed very pretty.

Which one was she? Spotty or Scary?

Sporty.

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