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Quote: Booo @ August 9 2012, 2:59 PM BST

Just had a look at that guy on twitter, is he angling to get arrested like the other one who tweeted Daley?

What an idiot.

This Kenneth dildo is inviting the Tom Daley troll to get in touch with him.

The Tom Daley troll will probably be in the next Celeb Big Brother :-)

"If you were walking in front of me,I'd catch up.
If you were walking behind me, I'd slow down.
If you were walking beside me, time wouldn't matter."
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( insert sick smilie here__________ )

That sounds a bit like one of those icky Jesus ones.

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Oh dear.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 10 2012, 11:59 AM BST

"If you were walking in front of me,I'd catch up.
If you were walking behind me, I'd slow down.
If you were walking beside me, time wouldn't matter."
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( insert sick smilie here__________ )

Well...sounds like your typical stalker to me.

Quote: Lee @ August 10 2012, 9:21 AM BST

I used to hear that quite a bit >_<

Ooops sorry!

Obviously it was a bad example to choose the only British town or city which is refered to by its initials (and which appears socially acceptable to do so in Buckinghamshire and surrounding areas).

Well.... at least youre not a yank! (he said expecting the response to be a contrary one)

Just of to WC now.... then going to P

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2012, 10:23 AM BST

I did a sick.

Morning sickness ??

No!

SERIOUSLY, BEEB?

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Sigh.

He used his *will* to ban his music from ads.

He just didn't want his work used in selling stuff.

Quite why that should make the news, I don't know.

Quote: Booo @ August 10 2012, 3:33 PM BST

He just didn't want his work used in selling stuff.

Quite why that should make the news, I don't know.

This isn't what is being questioned!

When I first saw that title this morning, it massively puzzled my brain. Couldn't get it to make sense at all.

It has been that way since this morning? Someone needs to be fired. Or shot.

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