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Arresting him would be too kind...and not at all what he deserves.

Trying to enjoy a stand-up show but it's completely ruined because it was filmed in America. Stupid f**king American audiences screaming and whooping and cheering like idiots whenever a comedian mentions their hometown or their favourite coffee chain or any f**king thing they recognise. Shut the f**k up, you narcissistic morons! Why do you think that it's more important for everyone to know you come from Chicago than for everyone to hear the joke? Are you incapable of containing your excitement at hearing a word you know? GAH!

I am so pleased that I have nothing to do with Twitter. This character tweeting Gary Barlow is the lowest of the low. I wish there were some legislation in force, which could be used to take him to court, but I fear there isn't. It's not a homophobic slur, as in the case with Daley, which would be against the law.

Someone please tell me I'm wrong and that this guy will get done in the courts.

I wouldn't mind if being willfully rude and unkind was a crime. :)

Yes, yes, thought police, freedom of speech, blah blah, yadda yadda.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ August 9 2012, 10:55 PM BST

I am so pleased that I have nothing to do with Twitter.

Aww, but you miss stuff like this.

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I don't think I'm missing anything. If I ever wanted to read such stuff, I'd go to Rebecca Black's YouTube comments.

Twitter is 99% lovely. And as long as the arseholes aren't targeting you personally they are very easy to ignore.

Quote: zooo @ August 9 2012, 11:01 PM BST

I wouldn't mind if being willfully rude and unkind was a crime. :)

Yes, yes, thought police, freedom of speech, blah blah, yadda yadda.

What I can't understand it why so many people put so much stock in Twatter? It's not like it's a legitimate news outlet or that the people on there are somehow more insightful or witty.

Have people really become that thick that they'll swallow up whatever fishwife style gossip is going because it's on their smart phones?

In other TTPYO news - heard some young people tonight discussing how Liam Neeson has never made a bad film, even praising utter shit like Phantom Menace and Taken. Young people must be destroyed for their abhorrent lack of taste and seeming lack of critical analysis.

Quote: L.E. @ August 9 2012, 1:16 PM BST

When you spend £70 getting your teeth whitened and nothing happens.

Most quotes I have seen for professional teeth whitening have been around the 400 quid mark. What did he do - swill them in persil?

Anyway, unless you are a chain-smoking betel nut addict you are far too young to need your teeth whitening.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ August 9 2012, 10:55 PM BST

I am so pleased that I have nothing to do with Twitter. This character tweeting Gary Barlow is the lowest of the low. I wish there were some legislation in force, which could be used to take him to court, but I fear there isn't. It's not a homophobic slur, as in the case with Daley, which would be against the law.

Someone please tell me I'm wrong and that this guy will get done in the courts.

I actually can't believe he wouldn't get done for harassment, as he's tweeting to his target. If he was outside someone's house shouting it, would that be different? It's all wrong.

Quote: Harridan @ August 9 2012, 10:35 PM BST

Trying to enjoy a stand-up show but it's completely ruined because it was filmed in America. Stupid f**king American audiences screaming and whooping and cheering like idiots whenever a comedian mentions their hometown or their favourite coffee chain or any f**king thing they recognise. Shut the f**k up, you narcissistic morons! Why do you think that it's more important for everyone to know you come from Chicago than for everyone to hear the joke? Are you incapable of containing your excitement at hearing a word you know? GAH!

Well said...f**king moronic pond life they are!

Up their arses (sorry asses) so much. The 'I'm from LA' thing riles me.....lazy f**kers can't even be bothered to say Los Angeles. Do We ever hear someone from MIlton Keynes saying 'Im from MK'? or those hailing from Weston-super-Mare 'Im from WSM'

Im from Manchester and next time some arsehole yank (sorry asshole yank) tells me theyre from LA, then they ask me where Im from(OK - hardly likely I accept - because of them being self-centred cocks in the first place)I will simply reply 'M - f**kin work it out!'

Rant terminated.

Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ August 10 2012, 9:03 AM BST

Do We ever hear someone from MIlton Keynes saying 'Im from MK'?

I used to hear that quite a bit >_<

(MK) Yeah probably a bad example anyone here from WY woohoo me me me

TTPYO:

"Hit Like if you wished Cancer didn't exist"

Now what is the f**king point of that?
What will be gleaned from this particular survey?

Has it got the point where we all feel so self-important that we believe our "opinion' is going to cure cancer?

It truly beggars belief.

Quote: Lazzard @ August 10 2012, 9:58 AM BST

TTPYO:

"Hit Like if you wished Cancer didn't exist"

Now what is the f**king point of that?
What will be gleaned from this particular survey?

Has it got the point where we all feel so self-important that we believe our "opinion' is going to cure cancer?

It truly beggars belief.

That drives me mad too!

"Like this status if you want to end child abuse"
"Click like if you care about tsunami victims"
"If you are the type of person who actually cares about children dying then copy and paste this to your status"

Why? So I can feel like I've done something helpful without having to even leave facebook?

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