A SCIENTIST IS STANDING NEXT TO A WOOD CHUCK IN A STUDIO, THE WOOD CHUCK IS NIBBLING WHAT EVER WOOD CHUCKS NIBBLE FROM A LITTLE BOWL (IT'S FREAKING ADORABLE)
SCIENTIST STARES INTO OUR POV
SCIENTIST
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
SCIENTIST PICKS UP A LARGE LOG AND DROPS IT ON THE WOOD CHUCK SQUASHING IT MESSILY
SCIENTIST
Not alot.
Is this a dig at me?
Funny though.
Unfair to scientists... That is just a caricature of a Scientist.
There should be a whole row of woodchucks, each having a progressively smaller chunk of wood dropped on it.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 9 2012, 9:20 PM BSTIs this a dig at me?
Funny though.
Not at all besides surely would have been a dig at Gav
I just like when themed sketches turn up and I wanted to play too!
Besides I think my reduction absurdum functions as a punchline
K
Quote: billwill @ August 9 2012, 9:25 PM BSTUnfair to scientists... That is just a caricature of a Scientist.
There should be a whole row of woodchucks, each having a progressively smaller chunk of wood dropped on it.
this
Nah, it needs the scientists to debate what constitutes a "chuck" and then to force the woodchucks to systematically increase the amount of the universal "unit" of wood that the woodchuck chucks (according to the definition agreed by the FWCI - Federation de Woodchuck Chuckant Internationale).
For flips sake its a wood chuck not a typical or standardised wood chuck
You wood say that chuck.
Oh go chuck your wood
I'm Chuckling