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That used to really puzzle me as well, watching so many modestly clad women in the Olympics. The body fat thing is a big part of it I believe, together with hormones, as strong excercise produces testosterone which makes them look more like men. Just as no excercise in men makes them look more like women.

Quote: keewik @ August 8 2012, 10:42 PM BST

Hoorah! At last that's my excuse for having been crap at sports.

But in a tight race they could be a positive boon on the photo finish....

I love the 200m as much as the 100m.

Would totally love to see Bolt go under 19 seconds tonight.

The relays are mega fun, too.

I like the relays. We almost always drop the baton though. Hopefully not this year.

The Jamaicans will be untouchable in the 4x100m.

Quote: Tony Cowards @ August 8 2012, 3:12 PM BST

Two weeks.

Depends if you consider the paralympics part of the olympics.

Do they start straight away, or do we get a break between all the sport?

Quote: zooo @ August 9 2012, 1:56 PM BST

Do they start straight away, or do we get a break between all the sport?

Torch relay 24-29 Aug, opening ceremony 29 Aug , closing ceremony 9 Sept.
:)

Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ August 7 2012, 12:40 PM BST

http://www.dnaindia.com/sport/report_olympics-2012-why-chinese-success-is-met-with-suspicion_1724802

China ...the statistics
1.347 billion people
31 gold medals
2 hairstyles

Fortunately the Chinese in general do not give a f**k about racism from the West, partly due to having been brainwashed that the Brits, Americans and Japanese are all villains.

Quote: Loopey @ August 9 2012, 2:07 PM BST

Torch relay 24-29 Aug, opening ceremony 29 Aug , closing ceremony 9 Sept.
:)

Oh blimey, a massive break!
Thought it would just be a few days.

Quote: zooo @ August 9 2012, 2:14 PM BST

Oh blimey, a massive break!
Thought it would just be a few days.

Dunno why it's so long - maybe the organisers thought the public would be olympicd out.

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2012, 1:13 PM BST

the fellas fasting for ramadam the lady isnt make of it what you will.

Muslim women are forbidden to fast when they are menstruating. Much like how Jews were permitted to avoid fasting during the Yom Kippur War.

Quote: Loopey @ August 9 2012, 2:40 PM BST

Dunno why it's so long - maybe the organisers thought the public would be olympicd out.

I got news for the organisers . . .

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2012, 1:13 PM BST

Oh be nice!

Saw on telly last night Somalia's contestants one male one female

the fellas fasting for ramadam the lady isnt make of it what you will.

http://www.suhaibwebb.com/islam-studies/some-ramadan-rulings-for-women-sh-muhammad-al-hassan-wali-al-dido-al-shanqiti/

I am I the only one who wants the German National Anthem to turn into the "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue " music on their rare trips to the podium?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SkQKpZMZ5M

Perhaps it is just me.

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