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Things that piss me off? Can it be a person? Logged in to Twitter to find this guy has been tweeting the most awful things about recent sad news. How do they get away with it?

Not to mention others are actually retweeting his 'jokes'. This makes it even worse!

@MrKennethTong

If you're going to make jokes about something like that, at the very least make them funny. What a tool.
Plus he's a couple of days late. Has it taken him this long to think them up?

Someone, somewhere, must be near enough to give him a smack. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets one at some point...or ten.

When you spend £70 getting your teeth whitened and nothing happens.

Quote: zooo @ August 9 2012, 12:38 PM BST

If you're going to make jokes about something like that, at the very least make them funny. What a tool.
Plus he's a couple of days late. Has it taken him this long to think them up?

Its not himthat's the problem its the people tweeting about him.

It's all gone a bit kenneth wong.

Quote: L.E. @ August 9 2012, 1:16 PM BST

When you spend £70 getting your teeth whitened and nothing happens.

Yes...I got my eyelashes tinted once...couldn't see the difference. Plus...it took so long and wasted valuable time from the rest of my life.

Quote: sootyj @ August 9 2012, 1:17 PM BST

Its not himthat's the problem its the people tweeting about him.

It's all gone a bit kenneth wong.

I agree. It's almost glorifying his actions. Anyway...he's pissed me off this morning, but I'm consoling myself in the belief that he's sitting there in his rotting skiddies and vest full of dribble...feeling incredibly pleased with himself for being such a nob.

They're not even jokes. Utter rubbish. Also sending them direct to GB's twitter is a bit much.

Didn't realise he'd sent them directly to him, what a c**t.
Does he really think he's clever for doing that? The mind boggles!

I imagine Barlow's got more on his mind than some meaningless cock on the internet though.

Quote: Brian Bickerstaffe @ August 6 2012, 9:52 PM BST

The media going on and on about why we haven't won many medals.

Are you Australian?

Yep. Three more days and hopefuly they will stop talking about it.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 9 2012, 1:29 PM BST

Also sending them direct to GB's twitter is a bit much.

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He's playing right into the hands of the 'ban it' crowd. Freedom of speech relies on using that freedom responsibly.

Quote: Nogget @ August 9 2012, 1:44 PM BST

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He's playing right into the hands of the 'ban it' crowd. Freedom of speech relies on using that freedom responsibly.

There really needs to be some sort of universal social-media ban.
F**k-wits like him would shrivel and die if they couldn't bray their limp-dick opinions all over the web.

Big Brother has a lot to answer for.
Ever since then, acting like a c**t gets you fame rather than the sound kicking he so richly deserves.

Quote: Joyce @ August 9 2012, 12:29 PM BST

Things that piss me off? Can it be a person? Logged in to Twitter to find this guy has been tweeting the most awful things about recent sad news. How do they get away with it?

Not to mention others are actually retweeting his 'jokes'. This makes it even worse!

@MrKennethTong

Holy shit - that is disgusting!!!!!

They're neither funny nor vaguely clever. That's the worst thing.

"Very very tenuously related Take That quote.. DEAD BABY! HAHAHA."

Quote: L.E. @ August 9 2012, 1:16 PM BST

When you spend £70 getting your teeth whitened and nothing happens.

Oh dear. I was considering that, won't bother now. Can you get your money back?

Quote: Joyce @ August 9 2012, 1:23 PM BST

Yes...I got my eyelashes tinted once...couldn't see the difference. Plus...it took so long and wasted valuable time from the rest of my life.

Maybe it depends who does it. I get my lashes and brows tinted regularly. They are so pale you can hardly see them otherwise. Doesn't take long and only costs £6.00 so well worth it for me.

The first time I had my brows done I looked like Charlie Chaplin but I have a different therapist now.

Just had a look at that guy on twitter, is he angling to get arrested like the other one who tweeted Daley?

What an idiot.

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