Superman's pecadillo

LOIS LANE AND SUPERMAN ARE WALKING THROUGH HIS PALACE OF SOLITUDE
THEY GAZE LOVING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES

LOIS
Oh Superman you took me to the Taj Mahal, the Arc de Triomphe and the London Eye.

SUPERMAN
Lois this worlds so beautiful seen through your eyes.

LOIS
Oh you. You took me around the world, now why don't I take you around the world?

LOIS LICKS HER LIPS SAUCILY

SUPERMAN
Sure, but first of all I'd like to introduce you to a friend.....Clark Kent.

SUPERMAN PUTS ON A PAIR OF GLASSES

LOIS
But you're Clark and Clark is Superman? You lied to me!

SUPERMAN
And you two timed me you bitch!

SUPERMAN DISINTEGRATES LOIS WITH HIS LASER EYES

FX TOILET FLUSHES SOMEWHERE NEARBY

BATMAN WALKS OUT OF THE SUPER SHITTER CARRYING THE DAILY MAIL

BATMAN
Oh Supes you are into some f**ked up shit.

SUPERMAN
I'm into you.

BATMAN AND SUPERMAN SNOG

Yes.

It's a yes from me, too.

Yeh its quite funny. It's the Fortress of Solitude not Palace though.

That's good fun.

But, not wishing to be picky (Oh, alright, wishing to be picky) shouldn't you in the stage directions give us some indication they are near the loo? I got a bit lost, geographically speaking, at that point, so had to go back and re-read, which broke the flow a bit.

Otherwise, nicely mental.

Quote: Gavin @ August 8 2012, 10:51 AM BST

Yeh its quite funny. It's the Fortress of Solitude not Palace though.

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He's a gay psychotic, murderous, bisexual superman.

I kinda think he'd call it a palace.

Quote: Lazzard @ August 8 2012, 10:59 AM BST

That's good fun.

But, not wishing to be picky (Oh, alright, wishing to be picky) shouldn't you in the stage directions give us some indication they are near the loo? I got a bit lost, geographically speaking, at that point, so had to go back and re-read, which broke the flow a bit.

Otherwise, nicely mental.

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You don#t think any mere human toilet could contain the last son of Krypton's leavings?

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2012, 11:20 AM BST

You don#t think any mere human toilet could contain the last son of Krypton's leavings?

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Krypto-Crap

Right on the nose...

Thanks for the feedback like most of my better ones it came ro me in a vision

I don't really get what the punch is?

What is the "f**ked up shit" that Superman is into? Is this a reference to him killing Lois for "two timing" him or something else?

Sorry if I'm missing something but I just don't get the significance of that line.

The whole joke isn't what's said all we know is something very dark about the man of steel is being shown but not explained

Kinda like what is the diference between a duck

Love it.

Although I may have included Batman dragging out Catwomans recently bludgeoned corpse.

You're a monster