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Will do, in a bit.

Might have some chicken soup first.

No soup for you!

:D

Quote: Booo @ August 6 2012, 4:02 PM BST

Oh, ok. In that case I thoroughly recommend you try it and tell us what it was like.

... if he survives!

Bucketing down here & my gutters are not coping, all the rain water is spilling off the sides.

Have you neglected your down-pipe, bill? Shame on you.

Quote: billwill @ August 6 2012, 4:20 PM BST

Bucketing down here & my gutters are not coping, all the rain water is spilling off the sides.

You won't pay for men to help you with your kitchen. You won't pay for proper guttering. What do you spend your money on, Billwill? Eh?

Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2012, 4:34 PM BST

You won't pay for men to help you with your kitchen. You won't pay for proper guttering. What do you spend your money on, Billwill? Eh?

What Money? I've retired remember.

Quote: billwill @ August 6 2012, 4:38 PM BST

What Money? I've retired remember.

I imagine you with a monstrously big nest egg, Billwill.

Laughing out loud Bill has your 'member' retired? you seem very supple and agile to me!

Keep your end up!

Lee now you are off to a butter and rice-pud orgy, making me feel left out as don't have either (flora) Teary

Quote: chipolata @ August 6 2012, 4:50 PM BST

I imagine you with a monstrously big nest egg, Billwill.

Ha... If only...

The other thing that consumes any money left over after Rates, Energy, Broadband, Phone & food bills etc goes on my beloved Lotus Elan.

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Have now installed my lovely new stainless steel splashback behind my new flat ceramic hob.

Ohhhh shiny..... Rolling eyes Rolling eyes Rolling eyes Rolling eyes Rolling eyes

Quote: dellas @ August 6 2012, 5:40 PM BST

Laughing out loud Bill has your 'member' retired? you seem very supple and agile to me!

Keep your end up!

You will have to come down to London to find the answer to that.
Angelic

Quote: dellas @ August 6 2012, 5:40 PM BST

Laughing out loud Bill has your 'member' retired? you seem very supple and agile to me!

Keep your end up!

:O

When did dellas become so filthy? Her book of the month club must have sent her 50 Shades of Grey.

:D Good guess- no, must be my new vibrator belt that has given me a real boost.

Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 11:26 PM BST

I have no medicine. But I would love it if you came over and "nannyed" me. That would be lovely right now.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 5 2012, 11:26 PM BST

I've had this since yesterday evening. Didn't sleep all night for coughing and haven't eaten much, for me, today.

Quote: Harridan @ August 5 2012, 11:29 PM BST

BCG has the lurgie

I used to do a bit of child minding, I’ll look after you all. Now take this bread and dripping, get into the cupboard and shut up. *removes light bulb and locks door*

Quote: AJGO @ August 6 2012, 11:54 AM BST

AJGO's ribs hurt. Why do my ribs hurt?

Because you laughed too much. Shame on you. Now get into the cupboard with others.

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2012, 3:25 PM BST

About the best thing is that I bought a tin of Heinz spaghetti.

Quote: Lee @ August 6 2012, 3:30 PM BST

:D I bought butter today.
Are we going to have some sort of tinned spaghetti party?

Quote: Booo @ August 6 2012, 3:38 PM BST

I'm having a rice pudding party.

Sounds like a sequel to Last Tango in Paris.

You could have had cake, I had loads last week. Lots and lots of lovely yummy cake. Gave the rest of it away today.

:(

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