British Comedy Guide

Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 32

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ August 5 2012, 9:34 AM BST

Sadly, neither of these ladies got into the Pussycat Dolls tribute act.

"He's seen us with out our human faces on"
Said Dave

"Never mind we'll just take his"
Said Nick

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 16 2011, 2:26 AM BST
Image

I'm your Hairy Godmother.

Quote: sootyj @ May 2 2011, 8:50 PM BST
Image
ITV's new series You've Bin Shot


And the Yanks still aren't convinced he's dead.

Olympic theme:

Image
Image
Quote: Nogget @ August 6 2012, 7:48 AM BST
Image

I'm black, I'm gay and there's an old white guy with a pistol - of course I'm f**king running....

Image
Image
Steve Sunshine was disconcerted that Joyce had cracked the password for the latest batch of BCG drinks photos.

Quote: Joyce @ August 6 2012, 10:38 AM BST
Image

Steve Sunshine and the gang take some time out at the Kirrin Island recordings.

Quote: Tursiops @ August 6 2012, 10:46 AM BST

Steve Sunshine

Ha, amazing that seeing a moustache will now trigger thoughts of Sunshine.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 6 2012, 10:49 AM BST

Steve Sunshine and the gang take some time out at the Kirrin Island recordings.

Ha, amazing that seeing a moustache will now trigger thoughts of Sunshine.

I think it was the grass skirt, actually.

:D

Quote: Joyce @ August 6 2012, 10:38 AM BST
Image

Best sex dream ever!

Image
Quote: Joyce @ August 6 2012, 2:23 PM BST
Image

'Jeeze, thank f**k the Olympics are nearly over I'm dying for a f**king walk.

He's been sat in that chair for nearly a fortnight now - watching teenage female athletes, swimmers, beach volleyball players and gymnasts.

If only they gave out gold medals for wanking oneself stupid'

Quote: Nogget @ August 6 2012, 7:48 AM BST
Image

For years people have said that I run like a Gay, now I don't feel so bad.

[quote name="Nogget" post="900197" date="August 6 2012, 7:48 AM BST"]Olympic theme:

Image

'Plus ladies...I can breathe through my ears too!'

Image

In an effort to appease critics only sustainably sourced timber was used in the smoking cages.

Share this page