Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 11:26 PM BSTIt's just full of pizza.
I have no medicine. But I would love it if you came over and "nannyed" me. That would be lovely right now.
Where's my flying umbrella when I need it?
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2012, 11:23 PM BSTYou're not an escaped Roald Dahl character?
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 5 2012, 11:26 PM BSTI've had this since yesterday evening. Didn't sleep all night for coughing and haven't eaten much, for me, today.
BCG has the lurgie
I was thinking more of one of the plunky misunderstood heroines with horrible relatives who end up in pies.
I've always been more of a BFC.
Quote: Harridan @ August 5 2012, 11:29 PM BST
That would be brilliant!
I'm going to eat a spoon full of sugar.
Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 11:53 PM BSTThat would be brilliant!
I'm going to eat a spoon full of sugar.
It helps the LSD go down in a most delightful waaaaaaaay
Leesy in the sky with pizza.
Quote: Harridan @ August 5 2012, 11:04 PM BSTGot my little sister coming to stay with me for a few days tomorrow. She's only 10 and she's already an obnoxious, sulky little cow. I've invited her to stay in an effort to teach her some good behaviour. I should have been a Victorian...
Hah, you can tell her you are going to show her how you control & teach your employers kids. And then you can be all harsh & Victorian.
Quote: billwill @ August 6 2012, 12:11 AM BSTHah, you can tell her you are going to show her how you control & teach your employers kids. And then you can be all harsh & Victorian.
That's what I fully intend to do. I've already bought some KS2 workbooks for her to do! I also bought a table tennis set, so I'm not all bad!
Depends what you are planning to use the bats for.
Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 11:53 PM BSTThat would be brilliant!
I'm going to eat a spoon full of sugar.
I'm drinking Lemon Tea with a squirt of Honey.
Quote: Tursiops @ August 6 2012, 12:17 AM BSTDepends what you are planning to use the bats for.
Ha! No corporal punishment here. I make the kids write lines. Seriously.
Quote: Harridan @ August 6 2012, 12:20 AM BSTHa! No corporal punishment here. I make the kids write lines. Seriously.
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Quote: keewik @ August 5 2012, 10:51 PM BSTMy ankles are extremely itchy. Is this a portent of doom?
That made me laugh a silly amount.
How's everyone's lurgy?
AJGO's ribs hurt. Why do my ribs hurt?
But in brighter news, AJGO just ate some grapefruit and it wasn't anywhere near as horrible as she'd expected
Lee needs some nice warm soup and a massage after, cannot provide either sorry too far away! 
Have just been to Borough market where I've eaten three different types of sausage roll.
Uh oh, watch out for the food police, that doesn't sound very healthy. 
It's ok, zooo, I bought a load of olives to counter the bad cholesterol of said rolls.