Quote: Badge @ August 5 2012, 9:05 PM BSTShow me your motions, tra-la-la-la-la.
You and your stool samples!
Things that piss you off Page 1,065
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Being hungry all the f**king time
Doors that squeak incredibly irritatingly and don't even have the good manners to look chastened when you kick them and look smug that your foot hurts then look even smugger when you punch them
People
People with better lives than you
People with shitter lives than you
People
Suddenly adoring all your clothes especially the ones you were going to get round to taking to the charity shop, because you have to pack for a week and can't cope with this sort of sartorial pressure 
Quote: AJGO @ August 5 2012, 11:22 PM BSTTTPYO:
Being hungry all the f**king time
Doors that squeak incredibly irritatingly and don't even have the good manners to look chastened when you kick them and look smug that your foot hurts then look even smugger when you punch them
People
People with better lives than you
People with shitter lives than you
People
Suddenly adoring all your clothes especially the ones you were going to get round to taking to the charity shop, because you have to pack for a week and can't cope with this sort of sartorial pressure
Buy a jumbo block of stork cooking margarine.
1 Hungry you can eat it.
2 Oils squeeky hinges.
3 People with better or worse lives than you don't have an enormous block of margarine it all balances out in the end.
4 Stork brand margarine can keep the cold out if smeared on your skin.
Taken from the new Sootyj self help book
"Buy the marge, take charge!"
As sponsored by Stork Margarine.
Quote: AJGO @ August 5 2012, 11:22 PM BSTTTPYO:
Being hungry all the f**king time
Doors that squeak incredibly irritatingly and don't even have the good manners to look chastened when you kick them and look smug that your foot hurts then look even smugger when you punch them
People
People with better lives than you
People with shitter lives than you
People
Suddenly adoring all your clothes especially the ones you were going to get round to taking to the charity shop, because you have to pack for a week and can't cope with this sort of sartorial pressure
You've now made me hungry and I'll have to eat crisps. 
Quote: Harridan @ August 5 2012, 11:24 PM BST
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2012, 11:27 PM BSTBuy a jumbo block of stork cooking margarine.
1 Hungry you can eat it.
2 Oils squeeky hinges.
3 People with better or worse lives than you don't have an enormous block of margarine it all balances out in the end.
4 Stork brand margarine can keep the cold out if smeared on your skin.Taken from the new Sootyj self help book
"Buy the marge, take charge!"As sponsored by Stork Margarine.
That is excellent advice. Except I suspect that when I see you you'll mock my jumbo block
Quote: keewik @ August 5 2012, 11:34 PM BSTYou've now made me hungry and I'll have to eat crisps.
Sorry keewik. May I have some of your crisps please?
Only because I'll have 2 jumbo blocks
Quote: AJGO @ August 5 2012, 11:38 PM BST
That is excellent advice. Except I suspect that when I see you you'll mock my jumbo block
Sorry keewik. May I have some of your crisps please?
Sorry. I've eaten them all.
People who ask you if you're alright and when you say No.
They say, never mind it could be worse.
Quote: walt @ August 5 2012, 11:56 PM BSTPeople who ask you if you're alright and when you say No.
They say, never mind it could be worse.
Those people need a slap.
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2012, 11:39 PM BSTOnly because I'll have 2 jumbo blocks
Show-off. Can I have one of your jumbo blocks please?
Quote: keewik @ August 5 2012, 11:50 PM BSTSorry. I've eaten them all.
I would've done the same. What type were they?
Quote: walt @ August 5 2012, 11:56 PM BSTPeople who ask you if you're alright and when you say No.
They say, never mind it could be worse.
I think you know what response you're likely to get to that 
Quote: walt @ August 5 2012, 11:56 PM BSTPeople who ask you if you're alright and when you say No.
They say, never mind it could be worse.
It's true though isn't it?
You could be scraping a piece of sun baked earth in the Sudan in the hope that your geraniums flower this year . .
Crisps were Walker's Salt & Shake.
People who when you ask them if they're alright, say No.
Man up and stop whinging.
You could be scraping a piece of sun baked earth in the Sudan in the hope that your geraniums flower this year . .[/quote]
Or a piss wet through Summer in England where the Slugs and Snails are out partying every night, on my f,cking plants.
Quote: Tursiops @ August 6 2012, 12:11 AM BSTPeople who when you ask them if they're alright, say No.
Man up and stop whinging.
Must be on the wrong thread, I apolgize.
Thought it said things that piss you off.