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Lee needs to buy a frying pan. Why aren't the frying pan shops open this time of night on a Sunday?

AMAZON

Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 10:03 PM BST

Lee needs to buy a frying pan. Why aren't the frying pan shops open this time of night on a Sunday?

24-hour Tesco?

Quote: keewik @ August 5 2012, 10:05 PM BST

24-hour Tesco?

24-hour Tescos close about 4pm on Sundays.

Quote: billwill @ August 5 2012, 10:08 PM BST

24-hour Tescos close about 4pm on Sundays.

That's because you live in a backward country! :D

Quote: keewik @ August 5 2012, 10:13 PM BST

That's because you live in a backward country! :D

Yes, there's a Tesco over the road but alas it is closed.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 5 2012, 10:03 PM BST

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I used a saucepan to fry an egg >_< :D

Quote: billwill @ August 5 2012, 10:08 PM BST

24-hour Tescos close about 4pm on Sundays.

That really bugs me. YOU ARE NOT A 24 HOUR TESCO! Bloody liars.

The one near Elliot's is always open. Always.

That would be a 24/7 Tescos

which sounds like a truly terribly rap group

Our 24 hour Tescos only close on Christmas Day and New Year's Day, thank goodness - I mean you never know when you might need deodorant or onions at 3 a.m.

Yes but you live in Scotland

a God forsaken place/

Yes, but not forsaken by Tesco! Where else could I buy peat for the fire and a knife to skin the deer?

Quote: keewik @ August 5 2012, 10:27 PM BST

Yes, but not forsaken by Tesco! Where else could I buy buckfast for the kids and a knife to cut the neighbours?

Ebay?

:D :D :D
My God! To think I've been buying my Buckie in the corner shop when I'd have got it cheaper in Tesco!

My ankles are extremely itchy. Is this a portent of doom?

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