Quote: lofthouse @ July 22 2012, 9:33 PM BSTAre you on about Green Street!???
Omfg
The absolute worst movie I've ever seen
Utter utter dog shit
You should watch the sequel, it's even worse 
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The Tourist. Dull. It deserved to be the butt of all those Ricky Gervais jokes at The Golden Globes a couple of years ago.
Quote: chipolata @ August 3 2012, 10:24 PM BSTThe Tourist. Dull. It deserved to be the butt of all those Ricky Gervais jokes at The Golden Globes a couple of years ago.
What was Johnny Depp doing in that piece of garbage. That was a film for the Clive Owens of this world.
Quote: Harridan @ August 3 2012, 10:31 PM BSTWhat was Johnny Depp doing in that piece of garbage.
I don't know, Depp's been on a bit of a slide in recent years. Ed Wood seems a long time ago now. The real surprise was that it was directed by the same guy who directed the sublime Lives Of Others.
Torque. Fast and Furious with motorbikes. Great fun. Although the motorcycle chase on top of a train tested my credulity.
Watched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and a stinking pile of dolphin knobs it was too.
Started off quite well and then like every single film made in the last 5 years - loads of shit that doesn't make sense just suddenly happens and bores the living bollox out of me. Ooh, another CGI 'splosion. woo. 
Did anyone rip their ohmygoditsamask face off?
Quote: zooo @ August 5 2012, 7:55 PM BSTDid anyone rip their ohmygoditsamask face off?
Yeah and in typical IM fashion, every person Tom Cruise has to impersonate looks like Tom Cruise in a fake moustache in the first place.
The first half of the film was really good and was like the first film, which I loved, but then it became a series of lame chases and bullshit plot points and then we were suddenly in India and I just wanted them all to die for making me watch this wank-taculuar.
Quite enjoyed "The Shipping News" last week. Makes a change to see a film that isn't a robot alien zombie vampirefest.
Oh, speaking of vampires (sorry) I saw 30 Days of Night last night. WAY scarier and better than I was expecting a Josh Hartnett film with a girl off Home and Away in it to be.
Quote: zooo @ August 5 2012, 8:15 PM BSTOh, speaking of vampires (sorry) I saw 30 Days of Night last night. WAY scarier and better than I was expecting a Josh Hartnett film with a girl off Home and Away in it to be.
That is a surprisingly good film.
Maria Full Of Grace. Very good drama about a Columbian drug mule. Sexy mule too.
Quote: zooo @ August 5 2012, 8:15 PM BSTOh, speaking of vampires (sorry) I saw 30 Days of Night last night. WAY scarier and better than I was expecting a Josh Hartnett film with a girl off Home and Away in it to be.
I love Danny Houston in that, as the leader of the vampires.
He was so scaryyy. They all were.
I was hoping lots of Twilight fans had tuned in and it was shitting them right the hell up.
Quote: zooo @ August 5 2012, 8:15 PM BSTOh, speaking of vampires (sorry) I saw 30 Days of Night last night. WAY scarier and better than I was expecting a Josh Hartnett film with a girl off Home and Away in it to be.
Really good movie that. Have you got round to seeing the 1970s Salems Lot yet zooo? It is beyond ruddy great big brillo pads.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 5 2012, 7:44 PM BSTWatched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and a stinking pile of dolphin knobs it was too.
Started off quite well and then like every single film made in the last 5 years - loads of shit that doesn't make sense just suddenly happens and bores the living bollox out of me. Ooh, another CGI 'splosion. woo.
Know what you mean.
I mean in the Bat Movie Batman can fly around in his Batcopter, but so what if he's got no where to go.