Quote: bigfella @ August 4 2012, 7:44 PM BSTI need between 6 and 8.
I can get by on 8 so long as I get my afternoon nap. By nap I mean preferably another 8 hours.
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I usually have 6.5 to 7 hours sleep.
7.
In other news, Chip spoke to his first prisoner on day release today. Apparently they have TV's in their cells and are allowed to watch them until any time. The prisoner even used the Daily Mail sponsored phrase: "It's like a Holiday Camp."
Remember me saying about one of my FB freinds having her Fringe venue pulled? Well, ridiculously, the second venue has done the same- 9 days before her run is supposed to start.
http://catchcomedyuk.wordpress.com/2012/08/05/catchcomedyresponse/
Quote: chipolata @ August 4 2012, 10:28 PM BST7.
In other news, Chip spoke to his first prisoner on day release today. Apparently they have TV's in their cells and are allowed to watch them until any time. The prisoner even used the Daily Mail sponsored phrase: "It's like a Holiday Camp."
It's political correctness gone mad!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 5 2012, 1:22 AM BSTRemember me saying about one of my FB freinds having her Fringe venue pulled? Well, ridiculously, the second venue has done the same- 9 days before her run is supposed to start.
http://catchcomedyuk.wordpress.com/2012/08/05/catchcomedyresponse/
That's really outrageous. What complete and utter c**ts. With a c.
F**k's sake.
I've stumbled on this beautiful bedtime story read by Samuel L Jackson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6b0CretuE
Funniest thing I've heard in a while.
Quote: Harridan @ August 5 2012, 11:38 AM BSTI've stumbled on this beautiful bedtime story read by Samuel L Jackson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6b0CretuE
Have seen/heard that before, there a few versions. The lady who read it here in Australia used to be a presenter on Playschool about 15-20 years ago. Naturally this lead to some people complaining that it was somehow inappropriate. It would seem if you've ever done anything for kids your not allowed to do something grown-up might enjoy, even if those you entertained as children are now the grown ups who might it enjoy it.
I can feel the beginning of a sore throat 
Knew I shouldn't have kissed billwill.
Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 4:59 PM BSTI can feel the beginning of a sore throat
Knew I shouldn't have kissed bills willy.
Aw you were just being friendly
Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 4:59 PM BSTI can feel the beginning of a sore throat
Knew I shouldn't have kissed billwill.
Just hope you don't lose your voice. Prepare by speaking likely sentences & record them on your smartphone, so that you can have it 'talk' in your voice instead of squeaky computer generated voice.
But I've had sore throats lots of time before & never lost my voice so you will probably be OK.
It's okay, I always wear a badge that reads "I'll have a sandwich please". It's all I need to communicate.
Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 5:11 PM BSTIt's okay, I always wear a badge that reads "I'll have a sandwich please". It's all I need to communicate.
Don't bring me into it.
I'll have a sandwich please.
Quote: Lee @ August 5 2012, 5:11 PM BSTIt's okay, I always wear a badge that reads "I'll have a sandwich please". It's all I need to communicate.
Nah, cake is where it's at. I have many many cakes. Too many cakes. Lovely yummy scrumptious cakes.
I won a quid on a scratch card and taught sign language swear words to lots of people. Good times.