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Steven Gerrard was the stepson of my Aunty Julie. However she divorced his Dad. Well I am told this anyhoo. Probably not true.

Most of my family have been on Crimewatch.

Quote: Mannikin Bird @ January 26, 2008, 9:41 PM

Tied up Chris Tarrant once and I've seen Derek Batey in his underpants, neither of which I actually chose to do... and Derek Batey's tan, well that's only on his hands and head.

I worked with him. Miserable f**k so he was.

The killer from Hollyoaks about 4 years ago is my aunties godson.

My mum went to school with Hugh Grant and used to hire out vans to Uri Gellar lol

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 27, 2008, 3:28 PM

My mum went to school with Hugh Grant and used to hire out vans to Uri Gellar lol

Two massive benders!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 27, 2008, 3:28 PM

My mum went to school with Hugh Grant and used to hire out vans to Uri Gellar lol

I fancy Hugh's floppy hair. I could just run my fingers through that, hear him say "F**kety F**k" & just O.

As much as I hate to admit it, I always end up fancying Hugh Grant in his films.

Ooh, finally, a candidate for the 'Ashamed to fancy' thread!

Quote: Leevil @ January 27, 2008, 3:30 PM

Two massive benders!

haha Uri Gellar once returned a van to her which he'd somehow bent in half-she wasnt impressed, even when he said he'd done it with his mind

My aunt and uncle were extras in the film Flyboys.

Here's a picture of my aunt in the film (she's the one in the middle).

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Laughing out loud

I've been a contestant on the weakest link, and rather embarrassingly sang a short amusing song I'd made up about Anne Robinson *bites knuckles in angst*

WHEN WAS THIS? WHO WHAT WHY HOW?!

Quote: Stylo @ January 27, 2008, 11:19 PM

I've been a contestant on the weakest link, and rather embarrassingly sang a short amusing song I'd made up about Anne Robinson *bites knuckles in angst*

Please put the video on youtube, and stick the link on here! PLEASEEEEEE!

I'm sorry, I can't do that... it would mean that all the trouble I went to changing my name, sex and ethnicity in the aftermath would have been for nought.

I was the last one voted off btw.

Oh, and a smug bitch who was already minted won it.

It's only a matter of time... *sits back, cracks knuckles, and waits*

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