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The Germans have a lady diver called Katja Dieckow.
Pronounced Cutyour Dickoff.
It's true.

Quote: Lazzard @ August 3 2012, 2:40 PM BST

The Germans have a lady diver

Homophobe.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2012, 2:43 PM BST

Homophobe.

Hey!
i'm the guy who put the diver in diversity.

Quote: Lazzard @ August 3 2012, 2:40 PM BST

The Germans have a lady diver called Katja Dieckow.
Pronounced Cutyour Dickoff.

homophone

Quote: Nogget @ August 3 2012, 2:53 PM BST

homophone

I am not, however, the guy who put the phone into homes.
That'll be British Telecom you're thinking of.

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2012, 7:33 AM BST

Nude ukranian protestors who look like super models

Feminism is confusing

Are you talking about this lot with their jugs out in front of City Hall-

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This a bloody strange bike race. Following some old bloke on an electric bike.

Quote: Lazzard @ August 3 2012, 2:55 PM BST

I am not, however, the guy who put the phone into homes.
That'll be British Telecom you're thinking of.

:D

Arg, runners, don't slow down right at the end of your race! IT ANNOYS ME.

They have to stop sometime, slave-driver.

You know what I meannnnnn.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2012, 6:29 PM BST

Arg, runners, don't slow down right at the end of your race! IT ANNOYS ME.

:D

Though with the 100 Meters, they have to slow down, the human body can only go full pelt for 90 Meters - I saw that on a documentary on BBC4 and Jesus makes those, so it must be true.

Hehe. It's just SO frustrating! Usein Bolt even does it. But he usually has enough space to do so without losing.

Actually it's at 60 metres.
It's not about who runs fastest , but who slows down the slowest.
Fact.

I'm talking about when they visibly slow down at the very final two feet because they think they know they've won.

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