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Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 3 2012, 10:11 AM BST

Off to the seaside for three days..yay, fish and chips, collecting shells, candyfloss, long walks on the beach, rain, sand in sandwiches, crabs Errr :)

Aw, have a lovely time! Bring me back some candyfloss please.

I am so tired, had ridiculous nightmare last night which has left me feeling even more knackered than usual for an a.m. I might have to start snorting lines of coffee. Still, at least the nightmare was massive, will make a good screenplay

Quote: AJGO @ August 3 2012, 11:01 AM BST

. Still, at least the nightmare was massive, will make a good screenplay

Sounds interesting, what happened? Was it the frightening one where you think you're living in Hackney?

Quote: AJGO @ August 3 2012, 11:01 AM BST

the nightmare was massive, will make a good screenplay

Every screenplay I've ever worked on has been bloody nightmare.

Quote: AJGO @ August 3 2012, 11:01 AM BST

I am so tired, had ridiculous nightmare last night which has left me feeling even more knackered than usual for an a.m. I might have to start snorting lines of coffee. Still, at least the nightmare was massive, will make a good screenplay

Console

I also had a nightmare this morning, but it was the usual back at school type :) That'll teach me to go back to sleep when I wake up at 7am.

Quote: Nogget @ August 3 2012, 11:03 AM BST

Sounds interesting, what happened? Was it the frightening one where you think you're living in Hackney?

Laughing out loud Nogget, Nooooooo! It's all coming back to me now... The fires in bins on the streets, the deprived masses huddled around them, their shadowy faces snarling and eating FKC, tossing the deformed chicken bones to the floor as the cold winds whistle through the spaces where there should be tube stations...

*Shivers and tries to pull North London closely around her*

Quote: Lazzard @ August 3 2012, 11:05 AM BST

Every screenplay I've ever worked on has been bloody nightmare.

I hear ya. 'Screampay', as, um, no-one calls it

Quote: AJGO @ August 3 2012, 11:15 AM BST

Laughing out loud Nogget, Nooooooo! It's all coming back to me now... The fires in bins on the streets, the deprived masses huddled around them, their shadowy faces snarling and eating FKC, tossing the deformed chicken bones to the floor as the cold winds whistle through the spaces where there should be tube stations...

*Shivers and tries to pull North London closely around her*

Have you been reading my new book???

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2012, 11:20 AM BST

Have you been reading my new book???

I wish you'd stop writing them Marc so I can catch up. There's quite a backlog building up for me.

:D

Quote: AJGO @ August 3 2012, 11:15 AM BST

their shadowy faces snarling and eating FKC

F**kin' Kickass Chicken?

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2012, 11:20 AM BST

Have you been reading my new book???

"The drunken detective in death spilled my pint"#

It's got it all; death, dames and a giant can of special brew"

Is it supposed to smell slightly of sick? I'm thinking of taking mine back to Tescos.

Its a scratch and sniff novel!

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2012, 11:25 AM BST

Is it supposed to smell slightly of sick? I'm thinking of taking mine back to Tescos.

I read that as 'dick' at first. Huh?

Huh?

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2012, 11:20 AM BST

Have you been reading my new book???

Oh, was that you following me around da ghetto? You want to give me warning, I almost shot you. I say shot, I mean glared and tried to do my 'I'm well tough' walk in stupid heels, but it was a really stern glare and a well-placed stiletto can do a lot of damage!

Don't I know it!!

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