I can't remember what it was, but it was massive and everyone was standing round staring at it on the beach. It looked a lot like a massive fish...probably as big as a whale...or bigger. It could have been a shark, but...um...no, I really don't think it was a shark...or a dolphin. No, definitely not a dolphin. It could have been a seahorse...horses are pretty big aren't they?
Quote: Joyce @ August 2 2012, 12:16 PM BSTI can't remember what it was, but it was massive and everyone was standing round staring at it on the beach. It looked a lot like a massive fish...probably as big as a whale...or bigger. It could have been a shark, but...um...no, I really don't think it was a shark...or a dolphin. No, definitely not a dolphin. It could have been a seahorse...horses are pretty big aren't they?
Heh heh, you were wearing magnifying glasses. Sea Horses are only about 2 inches or 3 inches big.
I hope you realize I probably know that already, or I'd be deeply hurt at your lack of faith in my hugely intelligent...er...intelligence.
Incidentally, apparently, I could be you. Like in that Andrew Lloyd Webber show.
"YOU COULD BE BILLWILL!"
I wonder What song would I have had to sing?
"Landlord! A pint of what Joyce is on and have one yourself . . "
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 2 2012, 10:05 PM BST"Landlord! A pint of what Joyce is on and have one yourself . . "
Methinks Joyce doth protest too much...
Once saw a dead Badger on a country road in Yorkshire.
Didn't realise they were so Big.
I agree...the country roads in Yorkshire are quite big. Badgers are also fairly big, unless it was a sea badger...in which case it would be miniscule in comparison. Strange how putting things in the sea shrinks them down to such a small size. I would study this at great lengths, but I'm too busy perfecting the art of prolonged procrastination. I'm getting rather good at it!
Quote: Joyce @ August 3 2012, 10:16 AM BSTI agree...the country roads in Yorkshire are quite big. Badgers are also fairly big, unless it was a sea badger...in which case it would be miniscule in comparison. Strange how putting things in the sea shrinks them down to such a small size. I would study this at great lengths, but I'm too busy perfecting the art of prolonged procrastination. I'm getting rather good at it!
Keep her talking . . I'll phone . .
One of these was found on the beach near my place. Poor mite.
A sperm whale; it had been dead about six months, so there was not a lot left, except the smell, which was indescribable.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 2 2012, 10:05 PM BST"Landlord! A pint of what Joyce is on and have one yourself . . "
Sorry...I seem to have drunk it all!! What fun!
Cat
Quote: JohnnyD @ August 11 2009, 2:27 PM BSTIt's my first ever thread, for Corkey's sake!
It's one of my Speed Dating questions. It elicits some interesting responses.
Quote: Tursiops @ August 4 2012, 11:19 AM BSTA sperm whale; it had been dead about six months, so there was not a lot left, except the smell, which was indescribable.
Bin men these days are bastards aren't they?
They won't take anything if it's not in the right coloured bin
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 11 2013, 8:59 PM BSTCat
A cat slightly bigger than the one Sunshine saw