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Who do you fancy? Page 6
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 9:00 PM
Did you work in a supermarket? And wear extremely sexy tight jumpers?
The show was actually going to be about me going around having lots of sex with beautiful women. Of course, as I am a fan of realism, I would have insisted that the sex scenes be real, and not simulated. I would have also insisted that I "practice" having sex with the actresses before filming, and that we film each sex scene as many times as necessary to get the "perfect shot".
The show would have been ground-breaking; fusing together comedy and pornography to create a perfect combination. I was planning to pitch the idea to Nickelodeon.
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 8:29 PMI think that's why I've been finding Tom Cruise a bit sexy lately.
That's just inexcusable.
Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 9:18 PMThe show was actually going to be about me going around having lots of sex with beautiful women. Of course, as I am a fan of realism, I would have insisted that the sex scenes be real, and not simulated. I would have also insisted that I "practice" having sex with the actresses before filming, and that we film each sex scene as many times as necessary to get the "perfect shot".
The show would have been ground-breaking; fusing together comedy and pornography to create a perfect combination. I was planning to pitch the idea to Nickelodeon.
Tell me about it. 
Tom Cruise is every kind of wrong.
Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 9:18 PMThe show was actually going to be about me going around having lots of sex with beautiful women. Of course, as I am a fan of realism, I would have insisted that the sex scenes be real, and not simulated. I would have also insisted that I "practice" having sex with the actresses before filming, and that we film each sex scene as many times as necessary to get the "perfect shot".
The show would have been ground-breaking; fusing together comedy and pornography to create a perfect combination.
I have those exact plans for a TV project starring myself and the male cast of Dr Who.
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 9:29 PMI have those exact plans for a TV project starring myself and the male cast of Dr Who.
That's a show I would like to watch. Would you shag a different cast member each episode, or would every episode simply be a big gangbang?
Quote: jacparov @ January 27, 2008, 8:37 PMCrazy birds (sorry, ladies.) Are the best, who wants to go out with a 'normal' person? far too boring. I want a woman that people stare at in restruants for being a freak.
You're not shallow then? 
Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 9:34 PMThat's a show I would like to watch. Would you shag a different cast member each episode, or would every episode simply be a big gangbang?
She won't post again tonight. Too busy pondering the two scenarios.
Elisha Cuthbert
Mmmmmmmmm
Can't argue with that one. Seriously, proper gorge.
Yup I'm on the Cuthbert Train
Choo choo!
Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 9:49 PMShe won't post again tonight. Too busy pondering the two scenarios.
If the show ever does get commissioned, I'm going to attempt to get myself a part as an extra on Doctor Who.
Is that the one 'off of' 24?
Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 9:34 PMThat's a show I would like to watch. Would you shag a different cast member each episode, or would every episode simply be a big gangbang?
A bit of this and a bit of that. Not to mention quite a lot of the other.
If you mention Elisha you should mention this pic:
Wow, she is really pretty.