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I'm an anti-iron sort of person, which is why my pile of ironing is so massive. I save up ironing for months and then when I get round to it I discover clothes I had completely forgotten I owned.

Quote: reds @ August 1 2012, 12:19 PM BST

I have in the past worked in Places where the Christmas decorations and music start on 1 November. They only had about 13 Christmas songs that played constantly for almost 2 months. I was always sick of after 2 hours on the first day and that was if I was in a good mood.

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I feel your pain. No one should have to put up with that.

There's been atleast one succesful court case that sort of looped is a health and safety violation.

Mind you it was in Austria where Hitler's from.

Godwined!

Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2012, 12:25 PM BST

There's been atleast one succesful court case that sort of looped is a health and safety violation.

Mind you it was in Austria where Hitler's from.

Godwined!

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Just smacked my head on my deceptively sloping ceiling. There goes my good mood and several thousand brain cells.

I'm wobbly and drowsy. I call it wowbsy and it makes sense in my head and I'm happy with that.

I've got to find my iron?, I have bought my friend 2 lovely hand embriodered antique hankies, need to wash 'em and iron 'em, Bah!

Got the art guy redoing character sheet, need to get storyboard guys all the stuff by morrow so can start that or have them sat around doing nothing. Burning money!

Good luck with it all, glad you're doing well.

Quote: Harridan @ August 1 2012, 12:22 PM BST

I'm an anti-iron sort of person

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So much for your gay community credentials.

In other news, I've just realised that the cops in the doughnut shop go way-o, way-o, wayyyy-o.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 1 2012, 9:28 PM BST

So much for your gay community credentials.

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One does not iron dungarees.

Just finished giving myself a new hairdo and as I'm alone in the house I made a nude dash to the shower to get rid of all the stray clippings. Seems I'm not alone in the house as the cleaner, thinking no one would be here, came round on the wrong day with a group of friends. Managed to avoid embarrassment by a fraction of a second. Cleaner and co. seem to have made a swift exit on hearing the door close...

Hmm, why would cleaner bring friends?

Mrs Mop?...

Quote: Harridan @ August 2 2012, 11:40 AM BST

Just finished giving myself a new hairdo and as I'm alone in the house I made a nude dash to the shower to get rid of all the stray clippings. Seems I'm not alone in the house as the cleaner, thinking no one would be here, came round on the wrong day with a group of friends. Managed to avoid embarrassment by a fraction of a second. Cleaner and co. seem to have made a swift exit on hearing the door close...

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Sorry, not making fun. I guess cleaner and co. thought they were on to an empty house-party time sort of thing.

Yes, I think she thought she could hang out here while the cat was away. Very cheeky.

The haircut is one of my better ones, actually. Exactly how I wanted it

Quote: Harridan @ August 2 2012, 12:09 PM BST

Yes, I think she thought she could hang out here while the cat was away. Very cheeky.

The haircut is one of my better ones, actually. Exactly how I wanted it

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You should tip yourself.