The coloured cocks are always bigger than the white ones.
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Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2012, 10:40 AM BSTThe coloured cocks are always bigger than the white ones.
I think that was trending on Twitter yesterday, something about what porn made you believe.
I'm in a brilliant mood today. Just thought I'd share that. 
Me too, as Christmas was trending on Twitter today, and Christmas stuff will be in the shops next month.
*cowers away from thrown objects*
Quote: zooo @ August 1 2012, 11:04 AM BSTMe too, as Christmas was trending on Twitter today, and Christmas stuff will be in the shops next month.
*cowers away from thrown objects*
Not yet, missy. It's Hallowe'en stuff first then Christmas.
Quote: zooo @ August 1 2012, 11:04 AM BSTMe too, as Christmas was trending on Twitter today, and Christmas stuff will be in the shops next month.
*cowers away from thrown objects*
*checks calendar* Christmas starts in August now? And there I was thinking October was incredibly early to start Chistmas... As long as I don't have to listen to Christmas music you nutters can do what you like.
Hehe.
I wish we had Thanksgiving too. Or that Guy Fawkes and Halloween were a bit more spread out.
Quote: Booo @ August 1 2012, 11:07 AM BSTNot yet, missy. It's Hallowe'en stuff first then Christmas.
I saw somewhere selling Mince pies the other day. They were promoting them as Christmas in July but I'm sure it they will keep selling them until December. Only five months until Easter stuff goes out.
Quote: reds @ August 1 2012, 11:13 AM BSTI saw somewhere selling Mince pies the other day. They were promoting them as Christmas in July but I'm sure it they will keep selling them until December. Only five months until Easter stuff goes out.
That sounds like they found a crate of them in the back room and they go off in September.
Quote: Harridan @ August 1 2012, 11:17 AM BSTThat sounds like they found a crate of them in the back room and they go off in September.
Quote: Harridan @ August 1 2012, 11:17 AM BSTThat sounds like they found a crate of them in the back room and they go off in September.
I'd like to think that but it was in a major supermarket in at least 2 of their stores. Stupid thing is even if they put them out for the next four months people will buy them- which I guess is why the put them out in the first place.
Quote: Harridan @ August 1 2012, 10:57 AM BSTI'm in a brilliant mood today. Just thought I'd share that.
Fantastic you should kill midget trees more often it agrees with you.
Off to do a massive pile of ironing. Gosh, I know how to have fun in my time off!
I cultivate the seedy air of a man who doesn't iron.
That way nobody expects me to wear ironed clothes.
Or be left alone with small kids.
Or pets.
And rarely house plants.
Quote: Harridan @ August 1 2012, 11:08 AM BST*checks calendar* Christmas starts in August now? And there I was thinking October was incredibly early to start Chistmas... As long as I don't have to listen to Christmas music you nutters can do what you like.
I have in the past worked in Places where the Christmas decorations and music start on 1 November. They only had about 13 Christmas songs that played constantly for almost 2 months. I was always sick of after 2 hours on the first day and that was if I was in a good mood.