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Got some tablets for vertigo today, I wanted to wait and see if it went by itself but the got fed up of feeling like this, even lying down.

The worst of it was when I was asked if I was drunk! I didn't realise I was actually swaying.

Watch this space, I'll probably come back moaning about some obscure/rare side effect or an upset stomach. I have a knack for acquiring weird ailments and I can't stomach most medicines.
/weirdobutnotahypochondriac

A particularly sadistic friend of AJGOs made her play football this evening. I ache all over. Exercise is definitely not good for you.

Quote: Marc P @ July 31 2012, 10:08 PM BST

I had a friend who had a bonzai tree business, he was so successful he moved to smaller premises!

Laughing out loud

Need a haircut and am trying to find somewhere local that doesn't charge £60 for a 'junior stylist' but also doesn't have an online review saying "THEY RUINED MY HAIR!!" I don't mind having a bad haircut, but I do object to paying for the privilege! I'll just do it my bloody self.

Quote: Marc P @ July 31 2012, 10:08 PM BST

I had a friend who had a bonzai tree business, he was so successful he moved to smaller premises!

:D

Quote: Harridan @ August 1 2012, 12:13 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Need a haircut and am trying to find somewhere local that doesn't charge £60 for a 'junior stylist' but also doesn't have an online review saying "THEY RUINED MY HAIR!!" I don't mind having a bad haircut, but I do object to paying for the privilege! I'll just do it my bloody self.

Why bother with hair cuts? Let it grow!

Quote: keewik @ August 1 2012, 12:29 AM BST

Why bother with hair cuts? Let it grow!

I'm rocking a sheepdog-style fringe at the moment - lamp posts are becoming a hazard.

Quote: AJGO @ July 31 2012, 10:45 PM BST

A particularly sadistic friend of AJGOs made her play football this evening. I ache all over. Exercise is definitely not good for you.

Was this your lawyer friend. Did you score?

Meanwhile I am going to go back to doing some voice over work I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

Quote: Booo @ July 31 2012, 10:23 PM BST

Got some tablets for vertigo today,

Did it say on the side of the box " keep on high shelf, out of reach of children"

Quote: Lazzard @ August 1 2012, 10:24 AM BST

Did it say on the side of the box " keep on high shelf, out of reach of children"

:D :P

(it's not about heights)

You poor thing I watched North by Northwest and needed a course of suppositories.

Quote: Booo @ August 1 2012, 10:26 AM BST

:D :P

(it's not about heights)

Is it the wobbly inner-ear one?
My mum had that when I was a kid - couldn't get out of bed without falling over - I remember being quite scared as a nipper.

Quote: sootyj @ August 1 2012, 10:27 AM BST

You poor thing I watched North by Northwest and needed a course of suppositories.

Console

And you don't want to know what happened when I saw

"REAR WINDOW!"

And its the chicken from my dream now stalking me on Facebook

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My cockerel's bigger than your chicken.

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