SimonWing
Tuesday 14th August 2012 12:17pm [Edited]
574 posts
( a ) Terrible scene is posted by OP.
1-999 post OP - "This sucks. You suck. I hope you get a stage-IV non-Hodgkins lymphoma."
1000+ post OP - "Sorry (insert name here). I'm not really getting this."
( b ) Mediocre scene is posted by OP.
1-999 post OP - *No reply*
1000+ post OP - "I like this".
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I like critique, but by God is it hard to get into scripts, and work out what is going on sometimes (even if they are good, and well-written). I find it exhausting - the new character names, descriptions etc. - requires a lot of concentration. Those critique guys really earn their 70 pounds, or whatever it is, if their feedback is as thorough as people here are suggesting.
That's why it's not surprising critique is mostly full of throw-away one-liners, puns and generic Christmas cracker-type jokes. These work pretty well in textual form.
I imagine, if you could somehow detatch your memory from having seen the real thing, even The Office's scripts wouldn't jump out if they had been posted on the forum. "Too dry", "you need to add punchlines", "too much meandering dialogue", "it's one of those higher-concept-type comedies maybe".
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I have only just joined, but having read back through the archives, I disagree about Cotter. Critique needs a Cotter-type to light a match under it IMHO. Just something to get it 'going'.
Typical Cotter critique seems to have been something along the lines of:
Critique: "This is awful. Hackneyed, offensive, out-dated garbage. Thank Christ it was mercifully short."
Cotter: "Thank you. I'm glad you liked the length ".