Quote: Oldrocker @ July 30 2012, 9:19 PM BSTTop of the friggin page again !
Oh, good! it's not me this time.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 948
Well I'll go to the top of the page!
Quote: keewik @ July 30 2012, 9:26 PM BSTOh, good! it's not me this time.
I love the way we call in the troops whenever anything goes wrong - wars, fireman strikes, G4S being shit - now we have them filling empty seats in Olympic Arenas.
I hope none them get PTSD from having to see Tom Daley.
Fortunately if you ever get banned. The House Hold Cavalry is waiting to post 24/7 wind up arguments, racist statements and other trouble making malarkey.
God bless 'em!
Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2012, 10:04 PM BSTThe House Hold Cavalry is waiting to post 24/7 wind up arguments, racist statements and other trouble making malarkey.
I heard the Househould Cavalry are on 24/7 standby to 'fill your seat'. 
Quote: Ignatius Rake @ July 30 2012, 1:10 PM BSTThis just in...
Zimbabwe: Panties Mystery Solved
Yike, did they burn alive a mentally retarded human?
Or perhaps it was a carved wooden figure or dried monkey corpse, used as an excuse by this person to cover his panty stealing and rape activities.
Quote: billwill @ July 31 2012, 2:12 AM BSTOr perhaps it was a carved wooden figure or dried monkey corpse, used as an excuse by this person to cover his panty stealing and rape activities.
I would say this is far more likely.
Quote: zooo @ July 31 2012, 9:17 AM BSThttp://grist.org/list/dude-orders-80-year-old-lobster-at-restaurant-just-to-set-it-free/
Yay!
I don't understand; the lobster was too tough to eat, but still ended up in the restaurant?
It may have been a bit of a tourist attraction or something, being so big? Or maybe they were waiting for a Man vs Food type to come and order a massive one for the sake of it.
Quote: zooo @ July 31 2012, 9:17 AM BSThttp://grist.org/list/dude-orders-80-year-old-lobster-at-restaurant-just-to-set-it-free/
Yay!
"the point is that nobody wants to eat an old lobster, because it’s depressing and tastes bad."
Cunnilingus?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 31 2012, 9:58 AM BST"the point is that nobody wants to eat an old lobster, because it’s depressing and tastes bad."
Oh don't be so hard on yourself!
So now it'll be released and immediately eaten by a seal or something, thus ending it's cushy life.
http://news.sky.com/story/967204/urgent-appeal-for-girl-in-leeds-999-call Eep. 
Anyone know a Stacey in Leeds? Hope they find them.