It would appear voodoo has taken up with me.
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Giant chicken dreams indicate that you are a big fan of Alan Partridge.
Chicken is also slang for a sex trafficked child.
You do like Alan Partridge, don't you sooty?
Sootyj, have you seen Eraserhead?
Quote: Booo @ July 30 2012, 8:50 PM BSTFrom the internetz "Animals and their dream meanings":
"CHICKEN scared in some way
CHICKEN sexist remarks
CHICKEN wholesome experiences / young female
CHICKEN your hopes and ambitions do not get off the ground"You do the interpretation, sooty.
So as you can see dream analysis is such an exact science >_<
Ugh, when did it get to 12:55am? 
I already missed my run this morning, can't miss it again but the thought of getting up and going for a run in 5 hours is not an appealing one.
Get a treadmill and run watching TV.
Sounds like a plan.
They have treadmill desks too!
I think I'll just chop my legs off and then it won't be an issue.
Quote: Lee @ July 31 2012, 12:54 AM BSTUgh, when did it get to 12:55am?
About 18 minutes ago . . . .
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 31 2012, 1:07 AM BSTAbout 18 minutes ago . . . .
Quote: Loopey @ July 30 2012, 4:45 PM BST
Thank you Bill, much appreciated. I hope you are soon back to full voice.
Ah, still no voice, but a silly thing happened today, which may be commonplace to you. I was here reading the BCG and the doorbell rang and it was the young artist, that I posted one of his pencil drawings before:
As I mentioned before this young man sells his sketches door to door, but he cannot talk for medical reasons. He hears and makes gestures OK, so normally I'm able to communicate OK with him, but this time I couldn't talk either so it was a daft situation. I expect he can use sign language but I can't.
A week or so ago I had approached the sales-girl at an Art shop at the top of Muswell Hill, to ask (on the off chance) whether the shop might be interested in buying pencil sketches off this man, for resale. The girl had told me he would have to talk to the manageress (which I said was impossible as he can't talk 
); she also said that they display pictures for sale on the walls of their trinket-shop come cafe called The Crocodile shop.
So anyway, I wanted to convey all this to the young artist to persuade him to go visit the manageress. After a few fruitless attempts at whispering, I invited him in and wrote it all down on a piece of paper for him. I think he was frightened of the idea of selling like that through a shop, but in the end he did take away the shop's brochure and my written note, so I hope he will go through with it.
Chicken didn't return
Aw, that's ace Bill! But quite funny that neither of you could talk.
Quote: sootyj @ July 31 2012, 3:57 AM BSTChicken didn't return
Hmm, what did you dream about instead?
I had a dream that the two Hairy Bikers came to my door and wanted to look round my house. 
I don't even want to know what that means.
No dreams last night
Unlike lucky zooos mucky dream