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I read the news today oh boy! Page 946

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Cripes sooty, you are like a dog with a bone when it comes to the 50 Shades stuff.

They're actually selling it Sainsburys - that's right - hard sado-masochistic pornography is available for sale in your local supermarket. Thank you women.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 27 2012, 12:45 PM BST

Cripes sooty, you are like a dog with a bone when it comes to the 50 Shades stuff.

They're actually selling it Sainsburys - that's right - hard sado-masochistic pornography is available for sale in your local supermarket. Thank you women.

I bet sales of bananas increase.

Quote: Nogget @ July 27 2012, 12:47 PM BST

I bet sales of bananas increase.

Massive queues at the 'self service'.

I remember getting a shock in the Waterloo WHSmiths a few years ago because they were selling porn novels on the top shelf. They weren't even subtle, though - bare arses in stockings, riding crops, handcuffs and blindfolds. I can't imagine who would buy that to read in public!

Though I once had a copy of Virginia Woolf's Orlando that had a bare breast on the cover and I hadn't noticed it until I was half-way through it!

Quote: Rob H @ July 27 2012, 10:51 AM BST

I think my favourite line in that was, “although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

Trouble is, she was Spanish....

Quote: Lazzard @ July 27 2012, 3:05 PM BST

Trouble is, she was Spanish....

Laughing out loud Sick

What an idiotic story.

She's despite being super morbidly obese steadily losing weight; mainly through diet control and what limited pool based exercise she can do.

She happens to also be having sex with her ex and made some assinine remarks about it to a magazine. As I suspect most of her income is from such idiotic articles.

All I can say is "you go fat chick! Look me up after the next 300lbs and maybe a nip and tuck"

Quote: Lazzard @ July 27 2012, 3:05 PM BST

Trouble is, she was Spanish....

Laughing out loud

As we've all skirted around the obvious. I'll do it . . . .

How in God's name does he get it in ?

I mean, with the best will in the world and even if if he is 'fortunate' in that department . . .

I reckon he uses the immortal line, 'Fart and give me a clue.'

We can but hope that some good will come out of this !

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4459420/Bunglers-at-G4S-to-guard-David-Cameron-at-Tory-Party-conference.html

It's been fixed now but earlier today NBC were reporting that Australia is in central Europe and shares borders with Germany and czech Republic.
:O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19023104

Cyclists were arrested when they tried to breach the closed towpaths around the Olympic Park and rode in Games Lanes.

I'm not sure how or why the cyclists have become a political movement trying to strong arm everyone else in London to their single issue will, but it is a disturbing trend.

The C1 line is a vital part of the cycling network. If you were advised to cycle to work and got used to it.

It's a bit shitty not being able to do it for 3 weeks.

I mean it would be the equvialent for me of someone closing the Hammersmith line for 3 weeks and still expecting me to get to work (possible but adding 3 hours a day to my commute).

Also lots of council pools etc have been taken over by the olympics to use for athlete training. And some will be quietly closed (cynical councils hoping they won't be missed after more than a months closing).

Olympics may be a good thing but exploitative bull shit shouldn't be ignored.

And cyclists are nowwhere near as whiny and destructive as drivers.

Of course you posted what you posted as yet another attempt to stoke up a pointless argument out of boredom.

Quote: reds @ July 29 2012, 10:57 AM BST

It's been fixed now but earlier today NBC were reporting that Australia is in central Europe and shares borders with Germany and czech Republic.
:O

Austria and AZustralia sound similar easy mistake to make.

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