Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 2:04 AMWell give me your address & I will show you for real.
This conversation is so surreal I don't know what my name is, what I'm doing or where I live.
...it'll come to me in a month or two... 
Open letter to Cheryl Cole from Agony Frankie xxx Page 3
Okay! Never mind. I will just get my gangster uncle to find out. TeeHee!
I could never commit a crime. My blasted trail would lead straight to me. Maybe I should wear trousers more often.
Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 2:10 AMMaybe I should wear trousers more often.
If only to keep your ankles warm
Oh God I'm still here
Didn't realise I was still logged in lol!
Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 1:48 AMThats where you scrape your crotch against a carpet. Leaves a bit of a snail trail but otherwise is quite effective.
LOL
Can I just add that completely forgiving him in the national papers will 100% stop him doing it again.
SUCH a clevever move.
Can I just add that I have no idea what any of you are on about.
You must start reading 'Heat' Aaron so you can keep up with other young people!
It's full of celeb goss!
And again, .
Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 6:46 PMCan I just add that I have no idea what any of you are on about.
Do you mean you don't know what the thread is about?
Pretty much, yes.
It's just a bit of ephemeral celeb nonsense.. famous girl pop singer marries premiership footballer and now he's shagging around and she's 'shocked and betrayed'... *groan*
Ah right. Yes. One would have thought that that was a given!