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The fox has just more or less pressed his nose against the glass with a pleading look on his face

And I'm at the top of the bloody page again!

Just been called into work! :(

Whilw watching the Olympic Opening Ceremony, Billwill has cut a 2" dia big hole in his new sink and has fitted the Kitchen tap ready to install the sink.

:O

Decided to leave the smelly outlet pipe stuff until tommorrow.

Smarmy

Will your kitchen ever be finished, Bill?!

Quote: Ben @ July 27 2012, 10:08 PM BST

Will your kitchen ever be finished, Bill?!

And what is it's ultimate aim?

Quote: Ben @ July 27 2012, 10:08 PM BST

Will your kitchen ever be finished, Bill?!

Soon I hope. The past month delay was waiting until a friend was free to hump the worktops about.

Quote: billwill @ July 27 2012, 10:38 PM BST

Soon I hope. The past month delay was waiting until a friend was free to hump the worktops about.

Ever heard of paying a man, billwill?

Quote: keewik @ July 27 2012, 10:15 PM BST

And what is it's ultimate aim?

The aim is to enhance the re-sale value of my house.

And to give me a really really nice kitchen, until I get around to selling & moving into the country.

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2012, 10:39 PM BST

Ever heard of paying a man, billwill?

Chip would have humped your worktops for free.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 27 2012, 10:01 PM BST

Just been called into work! :(

Busy in Asda tonight then ?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 27 2012, 10:01 PM BST

Just been called into work! :(

That sucks

You oncall?.

I have thong marks on my feet from wearing flip flops in the scorching sun.
Angry

:( Feel really fed-up, have girls 9 aged 9 playing out- unbelievable noise and 'screaming' Really fed up, no idea what to do? They are throwing water on each other! this happens all the time I' m fed up ?.... HELP!...

Quote: dellas @ July 28 2012, 10:44 AM BST

:( Feel really fed-up, have girls 9 aged 9 playing out- unbelievable noise and 'screaming' Really fed up, no idea what to do? They are throwing water on each other! this happens all the time I' m fed up ?.... HELP!...

Gently ask if they wouldn't mind keeping it down a little? I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll try not to scream. 9-year-olds are generally unaware of the amount of noise they are making.

I'm in trouble again because my sister surprised me with her plan to take me to a bloody tourist attraction today. I said it would be horribly busy because of the olympics and the school holidays and I thought we should go another time. I then got a 5 minute lecture about how she is a busy person and doesn't always have time to do things etc. etc. (despite the fact that she only just rolled out of bed, but whatever) and how I've ruined her plans. But it's ok, because she ended her speech with an upbeat "But it's your birthday celebration so it's up to you!" and told me to call her back when I had a better idea.

*whinge whinge whinge*

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