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That could have something to do with it, admittedly.

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2012, 11:14 AM BST

I wouldn't mind watching the opening ceremony too, but isn't the torch lit at something like midnight? I'm tired out and ready for bed by nine. :(

You should have come to Australia for a holiday. At least in QLD, NSW, VIC and Tas it's on between 5.30-9am. You could watch while having your breky.

Where the f**k is everybody? Huh?! Stupid people. Entertain me.

*prod*

*Tuumble slowly strips...

I have to wash the dog now. She hates it so much that she intentionally pissed on me once while I was wahing her. I think she hates it, but maybe she's just a pervert....

*Lee claps his hands in an encouraging rhythm*

Whats the first line of the sequel to 50 shades?

Quote: Harridan @ July 27 2012, 3:08 PM BST

I have to wash the dog now. She hates it so much that she intentionally pissed on me once while I was wahing her. I think she hates it, but maybe she's just a pervert....

Smoking!

Quote: sootyj @ July 27 2012, 3:14 PM BST

Whats the first line of the sequel to 50 shades?

Smoking!

50 Shades of Greyhound

I quite like watching swimming. I like the echoeyness and the nice shiny water.

Did a logo idea for a friend. I like logos.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hrrsgjy3wsdb3nc/ducklogo.gif

Quote: zooo @ July 27 2012, 3:55 PM BST

I quite like watching swimming. I like the echoeyness and the nice shiny water.

I haven't been swimming since I was a small boy. It's all those half naked members of the public that put me off. Although I'd quite fancy a dip in a private pool.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 27 2012, 4:05 PM BST

Did a logo idea for a friend. I like logos.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hrrsgjy3wsdb3nc/ducklogo.gif

I liked it, but the green head clashes a bit. Too me.

Yeah, I don't really enjoy going swimming anymore, but would love my own (indoor) pool. I love the smell of chlorine, yum.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 27 2012, 4:05 PM BST

Did a logo idea for a friend. I like logos.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hrrsgjy3wsdb3nc/ducklogo.gif

Aw, Mallardy.

Anyone want to put up with me whinging via PM? :(

Quote: chipolata @ July 27 2012, 4:23 PM BST

I haven't been swimming since I was a small boy. It's all those half naked members of the public that put me off. Although I'd quite fancy a dip in a private pool.

I liked it, but the green head clashes a bit. Too me.

It clashes with the blue, but the blue isn't really there- dropbox doesn't display transparency well.

Quote: Harridan @ July 27 2012, 3:08 PM BST

I have to wash the dog now. She hates it so much that she intentionally pissed on me once while I was wahing her. I think she hates it, but maybe she's just a pervert....

Water sports bestiality! Woohoo!

Quote: zooo @ July 27 2012, 4:32 PM BST

Yeah, I don't really enjoy going swimming anymore, but would love my own (indoor) pool. I love the smell of urine, yum.

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