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I read the news today oh boy! Page 945

Quote: reds @ July 25 2012, 2:21 PM BST

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/jul/25/scotland-legalise-same-sex-marriage

Good on Scotland. Hope they are the first of many.

makes sense they all wear skirts

Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2012, 4:37 PM BST

makes sense they all wear skirts

RC already did that one.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 25 2012, 3:30 PM BST

Plus them Scotch blokes wear skirts, so most of them are half way there anyhoo.

I can't read thanks for drawing attention to that

nb scientists have made a jellyfish from rat dna who actually wants to

wait for it

CLONE CLEGG!!!!!!

Holy crap!

http://news.yahoo.com/248-human-fetuses-found-russian-forest-091543992.html

A fisherman discovered barrels containing 248 human fetuses. The latest rumour is that they might have been used in experiments.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 25 2012, 4:55 PM BST

Holy crap!

http://news.yahoo.com/248-human-fetuses-found-russian-forest-091543992.html

A fisherman discovered barrels containing 248 human fetuses. The latest rumour is that they might have been used in experiments.

wow

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 25 2012, 4:55 PM BST

Holy crap!

http://news.yahoo.com/248-human-fetuses-found-russian-forest-091543992.html

A fisherman discovered barrels containing 248 human fetuses. The latest rumour is that they might have been used in experiments.

I saw that yesterday. Horrible. The worst part was that they just all kept referring to it is biomedical waste. I'm not denying that it is, just the insensitivity of the language is really horrid.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 25 2012, 5:01 PM BST

I saw that yesterday. Horrible. The worst part was that they just all kept referring to it is biomedical waste. I'm not denying that it is, just the insensitivity of the language is really horrid.

It's unbelieveably shocking, but I suppose biomedical waste sounds better then human fly tipping - which might cause confusion.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 25 2012, 12:08 PM BST

But as nearly 50% of the population of the US now own a firearm, it is political suicide to try and introduce restrictive legislation.

Possibly in a very literal sense.

"Of course the people are angry," International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Chang told Reuters television . "If your athlete got a gold medal and put the flag probably of some other country, what happens?"

" This is the biggest security operation in our peacetime history, bar none, and we are leaving nothing to chance," Cameron said.
Huh? http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/26/oly-wrapup-2-adv-idUSL6E8IQIDG20120726

Seven times a day... Golly! www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/obese-woman-loses-weight-marathon-sex-article-1.1116995

Sick

I think my favourite line in that was, “although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

Quote: Rob H @ July 27 2012, 10:51 AM BST

I think my favourite line in that was, “although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

By the time she is thin by that method, her partner will be like a skeleton.

Maybe she's not fat, but very heavily pregnant?

With a rugby team?

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