If you're purposefully making material too waste peoples time.
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I made it to around 28 seconds of the first episode:
0-8 seconds: Trying to work out if it's a jar Ovaltine in the background.
9-10 seconds: Doomed attempt to pretend I'm watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
11-17 seconds: Wondering why people 20 years older than me have much better hairlines.
18-23 seconds: Wondering why "Nang Bach Tuyet va bay chu lun phim 1937" is listed as a related video.
23-28 seconds: Typing "Mr Blue Sky ELO" into the YouTube search box, and hitting enter.
Hello Sootyj. Apologies - I had to log off suddenly last night to attend to business involving actual, real people. The notion of wasting the time of people who frequent a site like this is by far the most comical thing I have ever seen posted here by anyone. And is it really sadistic to inflict pain on such obvious, willing, desperate masochists? Whatever, I've got what I needed. You were all word perfect. Thank you kindly for participating.
Except if you deliberately made them badly, you've wasted hours of your time.
Kinda lie baiting a mouse trap with your testicles.
Good luck with your next project.
nb wondering into critique, leaving extensively worked on material.
And then moaning that no one else is funny and are all losers.
Is roughly the equivalent of Ian Paisley making a homophobic speach; on Hampstead heath, at midnight whilst being done Russian style by George Micheal and a hairy truck driver.
Quote: Sockupuss @ July 26 2012, 11:31 AM BSTHello Sootyj. Apologies - I had to log off suddenly last night to attend to business involving actual, real people. The notion of wasting the time of people who frequent a site like this is by far the most comical thing I have ever seen posted here by anyone. And is it really sadistic to inflict pain on such obvious, willing, desperate masochists? Whatever, I've got what I needed. You were all word perfect. Thank you kindly for participating.
If you were anywhere near as smart as you thought you were you'd be making actual funny stuff. This "Ha ha, I meant to be a tax on your time, losers, so I win!" thing is just self-defence because you're too scared to take on criticism and put the work in to grow. If you want your viewing figures to stay in the tens keep at it. Just don't make the mistake of thinking that you'll eventually grow an audience by trolling them, because what you're putting out there is neither interesting nor controversial enough for that.
Well said
but I think it needed my crude homophobic similees as an intro
On 20th July, I posted on the KISS One-Liners thread...
(1) "Authorities in Colorado have released the gunman without charge after it was revealed that a mix-up in the cinema had resulted in the accidental showing of 'Batman and Robin'".
Then I see this on the 23rd July update of The Clanging Chimes of Doom:
"I could have uderstood, if still not condoned, the Denver shootings had they occurred during a screening of Joel Schumacher's 'batman and Robin'".
I want some royalties from the 4 views of this video (of which one of the views was me - maybe two, as I had to refresh).
Quote: SimonWing @ July 26 2012, 12:53 PM BSTOn 20th July, I posted on the KISS One-Liners thread...
I want some royalties from the 4 views of this video (of which one of the views was me - maybe two, as I had to refresh).
Go for royalties by all means.
Just make sure your name doesn't end up going on it, for Gawd's sake.
Comedy suicide.
Quote: Lazzard @ July 26 2012, 1:15 PM BSTGo for royalties by all means.
Just make sure your name doesn't end up going on it, for Gawd's sake.
Comedy suicide.
If "meh" comedy and general offensiveness are comedy suicide, that would make BCG Critique some kind of comedy 'Jonestown'. This post ironically ticks both boxes, and represents failure #45 on my part.
Anyway, if my name did end up on these videos, only three other people would know.