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Quote: Oldrocker @ July 26 2012, 11:42 AM BST

Did you miss my little surprise earlier ?

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Yes, thank you for that Oldrocker, it is now on my You Tube internet history. However, I'd already seen the video...guess where?...on the flippin' telly!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 26 2012, 11:43 AM BST

Love live Speedos Whistling nnocently

How long before sootyj quotes this post losing the 'S'?

I was on holiday in Spain a couple of years ago and we were staying in the German part and it was a goddam Speedo jam-ber-roo. Once you've seen one immensely fat, middle aged, bald, Kraut in a tiny pair of trunks, you've pretty much seen them all - mainly because the image is burned onto your cornea for all time.

Sick

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 25 2012, 6:00 PM BST

RC,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bws52wtv6Ts&feature=player_embedded

:D Thanks for that OR.... ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 26 2012, 11:50 AM BST

Yes, thank you for that Oldrocker, it is now on my You Tube internet history. However, I'd already seen the video...guess where?...on the flippin' telly!

How long before sootyj quotes this post losing the 'S'?

Do it yourself you wannabe

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 26 2012, 11:43 AM BST

Love live Speedos Whistling nnocently

That doesn't even make any sense...I blame the sun.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 26 2012, 11:50 AM BST

it is now on my You Tube internet history.

Laughing out loud

This gay mass debate was pissin me off. Hopefully you've finished with it now.

I'm currently pissed of by tourists. Fat, sweaty holidaymakers who think they own the pathways. Get the f**k out of my way you slack-jawed f**k heads.

But please continue to support our tourist attractions Whistling nnocently

Quote: Lee @ July 26 2012, 12:13 PM BST

This gay massdebate

Maybe this can finish it off?? ;) >_<

People who don't know what sexist means.
it is NOT sexist to say that the GBR women's football team aren't as good as the mens team.
I got half an hour of ear bashing from the wife and saucepans last night over this.
blimey.

Although, they did actually win a game. So on that level...

Quote: zooo @ July 26 2012, 12:20 PM BST

Although, they did actually win a game. So on that level...

It was only against another bunch of no-tails though.

I'm pissed off with the containers for cocktail sticks (or as I prefer to call them - Bathroom Plug-Hole Cleaners). What nitwit invented these? They invariably flick open if you even look at them and the sticks go all over the place.

Quote: Rob H @ July 26 2012, 12:22 PM BST

It was only against another bunch of no-tails though.

And men only play against other men. Pretending to fall over, crying, expending most of their energy on prostitutes and each others' wives. It's a level playing field.
I'm starting to agree with Lazzard's wife, in their field, the women are demonstrably better. :)

People who feel a need to comment on my body shape, for no reason.

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Rude f**kers.

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