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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 25 2012, 4:50 PM BST

Jeez, I hate when you all 'synch up', there's just no reasoning with you. ;)

Have you ever been wrong, RC? Whistling nnocently

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 25 2012, 4:50 PM BST

Jeez, I hate when you all 'synch up', there's just no reasoning with you. ;)

Oh you wee scamp.

Now, where did I put my 'heavy' tampons?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 25 2012, 4:47 PM BST

God, what are you, Scottish or something?

Laughing out loud

Are you implying that I want a gay marriage?

Quote: Harridan @ July 25 2012, 4:51 PM BST

Have you ever been wrong, RC? Whistling nnocently

I was born wrong. Cool

*wait, that sounds bad*

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 25 2012, 4:27 PM BST

Personally I didn't think you were the worst offender.

Can I be the worst offender?

I think that if you can take cocks, tongues, fists, and inanimate objects up your arse from complete strangers for years on end - not to mention listen to endless HiNRG remixes of Kylie, Madonna and Shirley Bassey then a few bitchy comments on a forum full of dowdy people who you wouldn't want to f**k isn't going to bother you.

That said I'm no gay basher - I hate straight men too.

I especially dislike the way they insist on actually having met the person they're making love with and I really hate their presumption that they can use the saunas in well-know gym chains without stumbling across cottages or getting felt up. Presumptuous bastards.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 25 2012, 4:54 PM BST

Can I be the worst offender?

I think that if you can take cocks, tongues, fists, and inanimate objects up your arse from complete strangers for years on end - not to mention listen to endless HiNRG remixes of Kylie, Madonna and Shirley Bassey then a few bitchy comments on a forum full of dowdy people who you wouldn't want to f**k isn't going to bother you.

That said I'm no gay basher - I hate straight men too.

I especially dislike the way they insist on actually having met the person they're making love with and I really hate their presumption that they can use the saunas in well-know gym chains without stumbling across cottages or getting felt up. Presumptuous bastards.

What a refreshing perspective. *yawn*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 25 2012, 4:52 PM BST

I was born wrong. Cool

*wait, that sounds bad*

Laughing out loud

I love gaymen nice to know someone disapoints women more than me.

Quote: Harridan @ July 25 2012, 4:56 PM BST

What a refreshing perspective. *yawn*

Did you know that then - about the gyms? I doubt it. So it is.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 25 2012, 5:01 PM BST

Did you know that then - about the gyms? I doubt it. So it is.

As it happens I used to live near a Chariots Bath House.

If you've been sexually harrassed by a gay man (or gay men) I'm sorry for you, but presumably you haven't been sexually harrassed by ALL gay men.

Godot is the kinda fella who'd shag a 100 fellas to prove his hetrosexuality

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 25 2012, 4:54 PM BST

I think that if you can take cocks, tongues, fists, and inanimate objects up your arse from complete strangers for years on end

Was this the inspiration for the song 'Why Can't A Woman Be More Like a Man?'

Quote: Harridan @ July 25 2012, 5:03 PM BST

As it happens I used to live near a Chariots Bath House.

If you've been sexually harrassed by a gay man (or gay men) I'm sorry for you, but presumably you haven't been sexually harrassed by ALL gay men.

Chariots is a GAY sauna. I'm talking about a mainstream fitness club. You can't use the saunas. They're cottages. All straight men have been harassed by gay men. Lesbians don't tend to bother straight women much - it's men that are the problem.

Women have a fantasy idea of gay men that never ceases to amaze me.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 25 2012, 5:22 PM BST

Women have a fantasy idea of gay men that never ceases to amaze me.

Why would it amaze you? You just said yourself that gay men hit on men, and not women. A woman can talk to a gay man without fear of an ulterior sexual motive, and a gay man is generally not a sexual threat to a straight woman due to the very nature of hetrosexuality. That this isn't just common sense is bizarre.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 25 2012, 5:22 PM BST

Chariots is a GAY sauna. I'm talking about a mainstream fitness club. You can't use the saunas. They're cottages. All straight men have been harassed by gay men. Lesbians don't tend to bother straight women much - it's men that are the problem.

Women have a fantasy idea of gay men that never ceases to amaze me.

Yeah, I know it's a gay sauna.

If you genuinely can't go into a gym sauna without finding cottaging going on then the gyms need to deal with that.

There are plenty of sexually aggressive lesbians.

Many (most) women have been sexually harrassed by straight men at some point in their lives, I've been sexually harrassed more times than I can remember. That doesn't mean all straight men are sexually aggressive and it wouldn't be fair to label them that way.

Quote: Harridan @ July 25 2012, 5:28 PM BST

There are plenty of sexually aggressive lesbians.

There certainly are.

Many (most) women have been sexually harrassed by straight men at some point in their lives, I've been sexually harrassed more times than I can remember. That doesn't mean all straight men are sexually aggressive and it wouldn't be fair to label them that way.

Agrees.

RC,

I saw this and thought of you !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bws52wtv6Ts&feature=player_embedded

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