Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 27, 2008, 2:21 AMHere is to the dirty, foul mouthed, porn princess of BSG!!!
HUZZAH!!!!!!!
Is it SlagA's birthday too?
Happy Birthday Charley-Warley!!
HAPPY BURPDAY CHARLEY! Page 2
Hey hey, happy birthday!
And I bet you didn't buy any Larkin like I told you to, so here's one of his typically cheerful poems for your birthday present:
Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse
They f**k you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were f**ked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
Happy happy Birthday my lover!!! 
xxxx
Awwwwwwwwwww! Fankoo Everyone. I am 23 today you know. x
That would make your eldest son, what, 6 or 7, would it not? 
Nah.
She was 5 when she had him, that's more realistic.
Well I had heard they were recruiting for the Army younger, but thats just silly 
Well to have had Ky who is 21 & be 23 today. Add the 9 months of pregnancy & we are left with a pregger 10 month old.
Geeeez maybe someone wanked in the pampers!
Or Terry Toweling's. My mum would have been to tight to have put me in disposables. I reckon she got a weeks worth out of each triangle.
Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 3:35 PM
Now, I'm pretty sure that you've said you got pregnant when you were 15 (!). If he's 21 now, that makes you a respectable 36. Bingo!
Nah I am 37 today. Ky was born 4 months before my 16th.
Close enough. Younger than my parents! 
Happy Birthday Charley xx
Fankoo. Give us a birthday shag then!
Happy Birthday Charley, you deranged, sex maniac. 
Happiest of birthdays to you Charley! Hope you have a great day! Q! 