I assume exhibits in the Natural History Museum don't count.
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Hey Ignatius when did you last have a date?
Quote: Ignatius Rake @ July 24 2012, 9:43 PM BSTI assume exhibits in the Natural History Museum don't count.
They most certainly don't!
I thought the postings of the departed went with them but I see Dr Tim's are still here?
Nah, the posts don't disappear. We hate deleted posts, because they cause threads to make no sense.
....thats not an artichokethat's my uncle!
SPUNG!!!!!!
Quote: sootyj @ July 24 2012, 9:49 PM BSTHey Ignatius when did you last have a date?
Are you asking me out?
Or just enquiring as to my palm-based fruit eating habits?
Just puckishly reframing your quote
Fair enough. I was going to get my hair done special an' all.
A cat as it was put down (several actually)
Don't ask me if I am a vet.
Kin Kong - original version - he was dead big, he was.
Saw a dead horse just lying there on the street in Naples.
Has anyone mention 'your mum' yet?
If not, your mum.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 25 2012, 2:11 PM BSTHas anyone mention 'your mum' yet?
If not, your mum.
Seriously not cool, my mum just died of chronic fatness.
Probably a Kangaroo. Or if exhibits count a dinosour skeleton.
Does the British Film Industry count?