Quote: EllieJP @ January 27, 2008, 3:03 PMExcellent...I'm in MK right now - so not too far away!
Milton Keynes?
What's the nicest thing anyone's said about you? Page 3
Must be. She's on her way to Northampton at the moment.
MK rawks.
My Husband said I dont smell today.
That was a nice thing to say to me. Oh & ky rang & asked if I had any grey hairs yet. I told him I had a long grey one sticking out of my areola & he asked why I needed an ariel with sky. I informed him of the biological term for areola & he hung up on me.That was nice. Oh & Jack told me I could look younger if I had botox. I told him 16 people have died from that & he just shrugged. Which was nice.
PS I since found out Jack meand Buttocks. Apparently I dont have any. Thats nice.
I'm a secret R-Whites lemonade drinker.
Quote: Charley @ January 27, 2008, 4:55 PMMy Husband said I dont smell today.
That was a nice thing to say to me. Oh & ky rang & asked if I had any grey hairs yet. I told him I had a long grey one sticking out of my areola & he asked why I needed an ariel with sky. I informed him of the biological term for areola & he hung up on me.That was nice. Oh & Jack told me I could look younger if I had botox. I told him 16 people have died from that & he just shrugged. Which was nice.PS I since found out Jack meand Buttocks. Apparently I dont have any. Thats nice.
Colleague left work last week I've literally just received this email:
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Hiya
I just wanted to thank you for your patience, understanding and support over the last few months. You really did bolster my resolve and pressed all the right buttons, and I really dont think I would have survived nearly so well without you holding me up. :-)
I wish you all the very best of luck in whatever path you decide to take in the future (I happen to think you will make a great lifecoach) although I know we will keep in touch.
Best regards always
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Awwww. 
Nicest suicide note i've ever read
"it's not true what they wrote about you in the gents"
"You will fit right in here. And listen, you can keep the dead body and do what you want with it"
Luckily I had watched 'Weekend at Bernie's' the night before.
Hours of fun.
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 3:27 PMMilton Keynes?
Aye, that's correct! I've been to Bedford, Milton Keynes, Northampton and London this weekend! All fun! 
Nicest thing someone said to me today "oooh you didn't look that drunk last night!"
What bit of Milton Keynes did you see?!
I heart MK!
It's so shiny and concretey.
I always get off before Milton Keynes. (oo err)
What a mistake-a to make-a.
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 11:13 PMWhat bit of Milton Keynes did you see?!
I heart MK!
It's so shiny and concretey.
So ... functional.
*flashbacks to Nazi Germany and post-war communist Eastern Europe*
Pardon?
Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 11:15 PMWhat a mistake-a to make-a.
EEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!