Quote: Harridan @ July 24 2012, 12:55 PM BSTThey might be lusty straight women putting him on the TV. I fully expect you to whinge about BBC lesbians the next time a woman in a bikini comes on TV.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 24 2012, 12:24 PM BSTEvery time I switch on the telly, that prancing twink seems to be jumping about in his Speedos.
I haven't seen him recently; the only one I seem to see is that Jennifer Ennis; perhaps you're just inncocently scanning the channels for him every few minutes. 
Quote: Harridan @ July 24 2012, 12:55 PM BSTThey might be lusty straight women putting him on the TV. I fully expect you to whinge about BBC lesbians the next time a woman in a bikini comes on TV.
To be fair, no one and I mean no one can name a British female Olympic diver. Why? Because we've had nothing but non-stop coverage of Lispy McPacket.
It's not like he's won anything, I could understand the hype if he was good at falling into water from a moderate height. But he just seems to be a bit of paedo bait for gays and middle aged women.
Well he's made it to the Olympics, I dare say that makes him one of our best divers. Using logic and that.
Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 1:11 PM BSTWell he's made it to the Olympics, I dare say that makes him one of our best divers. Using logic and that.
Do the words Eddie, The Eagle and Edwards mean anything to you?
Ha. Believe it or not, I think there are as many as several divers in the country. 
Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 1:17 PM BSTHa. Believe it or not, I think there are as many as several divers in the country.
I think there are too, but we'll never know because all of the Olympic diving footage will be concentrated on Tom 'look at my pocket money' Daley.
Time to break out the Excel and compose my Olympic flange spreadsheet - womens beach volleyball, womens synchronised swimming, womens long jump, etc.
I'm a right good diver; I have near perfected 'belly flop' and cannon ball' apart from I can't get my knees all the way up to my chest. I probably won't make this year's olympics but I suppose that's a good thing- my penis and balls aren't fully in yet so I would just have felt inferior anyway.
Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 12:47 PM BSTIt must be difficult when an annoying kid has such a great body. Try not to be jealous, lads.
*yawn* I didn't look much different to him when I was 18 - except more hairy. I've still got a pretty good body and I've never been an athlete - or a homo.
Ah, but were you famous and successful and adored by millions of misguided girls?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 24 2012, 1:52 PM BST*yawn* I didn't look much different to him when I was 18 - except more hairy. I've still got a pretty good body and I've never been an athlete - or a homo.
Think how much gaybashing the poor bastard gets in person, when he gets this much online.
Quote: zooo @ July 24 2012, 1:59 PM BSTAh, but were you famous and successful and adored by millions of misguided girls?
No. But I didn't have to shower with men and I've never had a verruca.
TTPYO: Scientists who proclaim that arts and humanities are a complete waste of time, and who declare that all fields of science outside of their specialism are inferior. I know it's a light-hearted rivalry thing, but it's so f**king boring and it alienates people who aren't naturally drawn to science. You can't bemoan the lack of public understanding of science and in the same breath say 'f**k you' to anyone with other interests. I'm looking at you, Professor Brian Cox.
Motion sickness and added claustrophobia on a canal boat.
I've had a bit of a cry (and been a bit sick) and now feeling better out in a pub garden.